Senor Bunluv's definitions

Redneck Rickshaw

When you gorge yourself at a Buffett or Outback and need to be carted out in a wheelbarrow by a large burly man wearing flannel.

Had to hail a Redneck Rickshaw after eating at Golden Corral last night.

by Senor Bunluv January 15, 2026

Geezer Geyser

When she’s over 40 but you make her squirt for the first time ever.

Hooked up in the van last night and she turned into a geezer geyser while on top.

by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025

The Ativan

The van you take from rehab to an outside AA meeting, after you’ve all detoxed on Ativan.

Get in the Ativan gang, we goin to AA! Gettin Litty in the City. What it do?!

by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025

Cape Cod Cruller

When you eat a donut off a guys dick and he’s wearing Hey Dudes, high socks and a Vineyard Vines shirt

Just ate a Cape Cod Cruller off a Chad in Chatham. Then I stole his vineyard vines long sleeve.

by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025

Godsmack

A reverse safe word. When you want him to go harder. A girl with a lower back tramp stamp of the sun likes it rough.

She yelled godsmack when he was going at it from behind.

by Senor Bunluv June 27, 2025

Reverse Road Head

When you get a DUI and have to blow your car to get it to start.

Court mandated reverse road head for 6 months.

by Senor Bunluv February 5, 2023

Expired Coupon

When a co-worker is so useless but for some reason they are still held on to in the hopes of being useful again someday.

Why does the expired coupon keep moving furniture into the hallway? It's a fire hazard.

by Senor Bunluv February 4, 2023