Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Senor Bunluv

Redneck Rickshaw

When you gorge yourself at a Buffett or Outback and need to be carted out in a wheelbarrow by a large burly man wearing flannel.

Had to hail a Redneck Rickshaw after eating at Golden Corral last night.

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When she’s over 40 but you make her squirt for the first time ever.

Hooked up in the van last night and she turned into a geezer geyser while on top.

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The van you take from rehab to an outside AA meeting, after you’ve all detoxed on Ativan.

Get in the Ativan gang, we goin to AA! Gettin Litty in the City. What it do?!

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When you eat a donut off a guys dick and he’s wearing Hey Dudes, high socks and a Vineyard Vines shirt

Just ate a Cape Cod Cruller off a Chad in Chatham. Then I stole his vineyard vines long sleeve.

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A reverse safe word. When you want him to go harder. A girl with a lower back tramp stamp of the sun likes it rough.

She yelled godsmack when he was going at it from behind.

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When you get a DUI and have to blow your car to get it to start.

Court mandated reverse road head for 6 months.

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When a co-worker is so useless but for some reason they are still held on to in the hopes of being useful again someday.

Why does the expired coupon keep moving furniture into the hallway? It's a fire hazard.

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