Seddy Mazel's definitions

buck johnson

The act of coming out of the bathroom completely nude with an erection.

Colleen was flabbergasted when Alex pulled a buck johnson and returned from the bathroom completely nude with a stiffy

by Seddy Mazel July 1, 2018

hundshake

Hundshake (Hund-shake) noun: is a short ritual in which one big shot grasps another persons hand accompanied by a $100 dollar bill. Best said in a British accent.

We were so stressed out about having to wait in line at the new club, until our big swinging dick friend Craig showed up and gave the bouncer a hundshake, we were let in immediately thanks to Craigers hundshake.

by Seddy Mazel July 7, 2018

craynanas

"Craynanas" is a word used to describe someone or something that is not just crazy, but bananas too, in a fun and lighthearted way. "Craynanas" signifies a loving level of batshit craziness.

That shit was craynanas" when Josh made love to his fiancé, who works as a tollbooth operator in the tollbooth.

by Seddy Mazel May 24, 2024

craynanas

"Craynanas" is a word used to describe someone or something that is not just crazy, but bananas too, in a fun and lighthearted way. "Craynanas" signifies a loving level of batshit craziness.

That shit was craynanas when Josh made love to his fiancé, who works as a tollbooth operator in the tollbooth.

by Seddy Mazel May 24, 2024

Arguvolve

Arguvolve
(verb)
Definition:
The process of learning to evolve from being argumentative to engaging in constructive, two-way conversations. Mastering arguvolve can likely save you half of your shit

I used to just argue with my wife just to win, but I’ve started to arguvolve-now my conversations actually lead somewhere productive.and with more intimacy

by Seddy Mazel May 4, 2025

culinarysex

A food experience so delicious, words alone cannot describe it. You are said to have culinarysex when you make noises that are similar to those that are naturally murmured and moaned during a sexual orgasm . When you take your camera phone out to photograph your food you know your about to have culinarysex

Aint no if ands or buts about it ...my taste buds are getting laid tonight....I am going to have culinarysex at Handle my favorite restaurant in the world.

by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016

no reason don

A penal erection that occurs for no reason.

I couldn't believe that while praying in Church I had a "no reason don".

by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016