13 definitions by Seddy Mazel

no reason don

A penal erection that occurs for no reason.

I couldn't believe that while praying in Church I had a "no reason don".

by Seddy Mazel December 31, 2016

Sother

to knowingly nudge and pester someone in hopes of a positive result.

Seymour is such a sother that he always gets what he wants, until one day his wife divorced him cold turkey and told him to never sother her again. Seymour should focus on self-reflection and seek therapy to learn how to stop sothering the shit out of everyone

by Seddy Mazel August 16, 2023

Husbandry

hus·band·ry
/ˈhəzbəndrē/

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noun
The act of going balls to the wall to become the best husband on the planet. Commitment to care, cultivation, and evolution of your marriage.

Seth is so committed to the art of husbandry, that he has zero chance of losing half his shit. Seth has mad husbandry skillz.

by Seddy Mazel August 21, 2020

Father's Day

Father's Day: the third Sunday in June appointed for the honoring of middle management. Also known as the one day a year middle management gets to "call the ball". A way to platitudinaly appease someone who's really needy

Richard's bust out brother has a really bad business idea that he wants to present to my boss , so I'll give him a gratatudinal "Father's Day meeting"

by Seddy Mazel September 17, 2017

Howarya

the action of giving a loud welcome or recognition of a passerby, while politely attempting to scare and inspire them

While hiking Vinny yelled Howarya to a passerby and he nearly shit is pants

by Seddy Mazel August 20, 2022

culinarysex

A food experience so delicious, words alone cannot describe it. You are said to have culinarysex when you make noises that are similar to those that are naturally murmured and moaned during a sexual orgasm . When you take your camera phone out to photograph your food you know your about to have culinarysex

Aint no if ands or buts about it ...my taste buds are getting laid tonight....I am going to have culinarysex at Handle my favorite restaurant in the world.

by Seddy Mazel December 31, 2016

buck johnson

The act of coming out of the bathroom completely nude with an erection.

Colleen was flabbergasted when Alex pulled a buck johnson and returned from the bathroom completely nude with a stiffy

by Seddy Mazel July 2, 2018