hundshake

Hundshake (Hund-shake) noun: is a short ritual in which one big shot grasps another persons hand accompanied by a $100 dollar bill. Best said in a British accent.
We were so stressed out about having to wait in line at the new club, until our big swinging dick friend Craig showed up and gave the bouncer a hundshake, we were let in immediately thanks to Craigers hundshake.
by Seddy Mazel July 07, 2018
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buck johnson

The act of coming out of the bathroom completely nude with an erection.
Colleen was flabbergasted when Alex pulled a buck johnson and returned from the bathroom completely nude with a stiffy
by Seddy Mazel July 01, 2018
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opinestein

To brilliantly ponder about something before making a decision or reaching a conclusion.
I’m not sure if your idea is innovation or will bankrupt the company, I will need to opinestein on it this weekend.
by Seddy Mazel May 26, 2018
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Father's Day

Father's Day: the third Sunday in June appointed for the honoring of middle management. Also known as the one day a year middle management gets to "call the ball". A way to platitudinaly appease someone who's really needy
Richard's bust out brother has a really bad business idea that he wants to present to my boss , so I'll give him a gratatudinal "Father's Day meeting"
by Seddy Mazel September 17, 2017
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Howarya

the action of giving a loud welcome or recognition of a passerby, while politely attempting to scare and inspire them
While hiking Vinny yelled Howarya to a passerby and he nearly shit is pants
by Seddy Mazel August 20, 2022
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Sother

to knowingly nudge and pester someone in hopes of a positive result.
Seymour is such a sother that he always gets what he wants, until one day his wife divorced him cold turkey and told him to never sother her again. Seymour should focus on self-reflection and seek therapy to learn how to stop sothering the shit out of everyone
by Seddy Mazel August 16, 2023
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brit-nose

A person with superior brown nosing ability.
a person who places there nose so far up someone’s ass while speaking in the most elegant Shakespearian way.
Rob was able to parlay his exceptional Brit-nose talents into a high paying promotion.
by Seddy Mazel February 25, 2018
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