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culinarysex

A food experience so delicious, words alone cannot describe it. You are said to have culinarysex when you make noises that are similar to those that are naturally murmured and moaned during a sexual orgasm . When you take your camera phone out to photograph your food you know your about to have culinarysex
Aint no if ands or buts about it ...my taste buds are getting laid tonight....I am going to have culinarysex at Handle my favorite restaurant in the world.
by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016
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no reason don

A penal erection that occurs for no reason.
I couldn't believe that while praying in Church I had a "no reason don".
by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016
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schmuckbag

A person so unbecoming that it makes a douchebag look good. A human that would be more productive as a tackling dummy for Ndamukong Suh.
There is no chance in hell that I will have dinner with that schmuckbag.
by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016
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buck johnson

The act of coming out of the bathroom completely nude with an erection.
Colleen was flabbergasted when Alex pulled a buck johnson and returned from the bathroom completely nude with a stiffy
by Seddy Mazel July 1, 2018
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hundshake

Hundshake (Hund-shake) noun: is a short ritual in which one big shot grasps another persons hand accompanied by a $100 dollar bill. Best said in a British accent.
We were so stressed out about having to wait in line at the new club, until our big swinging dick friend Craig showed up and gave the bouncer a hundshake, we were let in immediately thanks to Craigers hundshake.
by Seddy Mazel July 7, 2018
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opinestein

To brilliantly ponder about something before making a decision or reaching a conclusion.
I’m not sure if your idea is innovation or will bankrupt the company, I will need to opinestein on it this weekend.
by Seddy Mazel May 26, 2018
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Father's Day

Father's Day: the third Sunday in June appointed for the honoring of middle management. Also known as the one day a year middle management gets to "call the ball". A way to platitudinaly appease someone who's really needy
Richard's bust out brother has a really bad business idea that he wants to present to my boss , so I'll give him a gratatudinal "Father's Day meeting"
by Seddy Mazel September 17, 2017
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