Husbandry 

hus·band·ry
/ˈhəzbəndrē/

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The act of going balls to the wall to become the best husband on the planet. Commitment to care, cultivation, and evolution of your marriage.

Seth is so committed to the art of husbandry, that he has zero chance of losing half his shit. Seth has mad husbandry skillz.

Husbandry by Seddy Mazel August 21, 2020

Husbandry 

The characteristics that qualifies a man to be a good potential future husband.

Wow! There is a lot of husbandry in this room.

I love how he takes care of his kids, what great husbandry.

Husbandry by lkelly29 August 12, 2018

Husbandry 

1) The act of being a husband.

2) All things that go along with being a husband.

I am going to stay home and help my wife with the kids for at least one weekend out of the next 5, it's all about good husbandry.

Husbandry by Rezzy Rez May 12, 2009

Clown Husbandry 

The cultivation, breeding, and care of clowns, usually partaken by those on Tumblr.

My mom started to get into clown husbandry recently, now we have a jester running around in the back yard.

Clown Husbandry by DeepthroatDaddy September 30, 2020

Citizen Husbandry 

When you take the citizens of your country and exploit them as a resource -- milk them, slaughter them, and consume them.

Republican budget proposals epitomize the philosophy of Citizen Husbandry, minimizing the cost of ranching a population of oblivious citizens to pull the carts of profits for the super-rich.

Citizen Husbandry by Lew Mills April 24, 2011

Animal Husbandry 

The act of building strong relationships with animals, oftentimes involving marriage.

David- Keith just got married to his Pygmy Blue Whale that he spent the last year courting with krill-filled tea infuser!

John- Hurray for Obama and Animal Husbandry!

Animal Husbandry by Trollololol89 February 21, 2012

Animal Husbandry

Farming practice involving the domestication of animal.

Marriage

Whose that Animal home?

(Sigh) That is my 4H Animal Husbandry project.

Animal Husbandry by Modern Women December 16, 2025