Secret Agent: Dog's definitions

FTSIO

Fuck this shit; I'm out.

"Ugh... this is taking forever! FTSIO"

by Secret Agent: Dog August 25, 2015

Microtransaction

The cancer of modern gaming

Did you hear? To access the later levels, you have to do a microtransaction!

by Secret Agent: Dog April 15, 2015

professional smartass

A smartass but one who has a degree in such a subject that he or she is almost always a smartass and will always give you a response in such a manner.

He is such a professional smartass; I've seen his degree.

by Secret Agent: Dog February 11, 2017

marriage pact

A marriage pact between two people to get married at a certain point if they are not married at said point in time.

I made a marriage pact with Joey!

by Secret Agent: Dog October 30, 2015

circles jerk

When you beat off to geometry

Dude, my geometry was so arousing last night that I had a circles jerk.

by Secret Agent: Dog January 24, 2018

debate.org

A place to go on the Internet to go and look up arguments of your favorite topics and harass people who don't believe what you do.

Dude, this guy on debate.org is against me! I am going to harass him and his opinion with some nonsensical information!

by Secret Agent: Dog September 16, 2014

Ms. Frizzle

The best teacher in the history of television. She drives a magic school bus. It's a wonder she and the other kids are still alive given what the bus has seen and done.

Ralphie: You did pass your ladybug driving test, right?
Ms. Frizzle: With flying colors!

by Secret Agent: Dog November 23, 2014