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Definitions by Secret Agent: Dog

circles jerk 

When you beat off to geometry
Dude, my geometry was so arousing last night that I had a circles jerk.
circles jerk by Secret Agent: Dog January 24, 2018

professional smartass 

A smartass but one who has a degree in such a subject that he or she is almost always a smartass and will always give you a response in such a manner.
He is such a professional smartass; I've seen his degree.

easy as deceiving a refrigerator 

Similar to easy as pie, but it's better. It's something that is so easy that you could easily trick a refrigerator.

This is a reference to Pajama Sam 1: No Need to Hide When It's Dark Outside.
These questions are as easy as deceiving a refrigerator.

Freeing the carrots is as easy as deceiving a refrigerator.

marriage pact 

A marriage pact between two people to get married at a certain point if they are not married at said point in time.
I made a marriage pact with Joey!
marriage pact by Secret Agent: Dog October 30, 2015

Microtransaction 

Did you hear? To access the later levels, you have to do a microtransaction!

Ms. Frizzle

The best teacher in the history of television. She drives a magic school bus. It's a wonder she and the other kids are still alive given what the bus has seen and done.
Ralphie: You did pass your ladybug driving test, right?
Ms. Frizzle: With flying colors!
Ms. Frizzle by Secret Agent: Dog November 23, 2014