FTSIO

"Ugh... this is taking forever! FTSIO"
by Secret Agent: Dog August 25, 2015
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marriage pact

A marriage pact between two people to get married at a certain point if they are not married at said point in time.
I made a marriage pact with Joey!
by Secret Agent: Dog October 30, 2015
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Microtransaction

Did you hear? To access the later levels, you have to do a microtransaction!
by Secret Agent: Dog April 15, 2015
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circles jerk

When you beat off to geometry
Dude, my geometry was so arousing last night that I had a circles jerk.
by Secret Agent: Dog January 24, 2018
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Similar to easy as pie, but it's better. It's something that is so easy that you could easily trick a refrigerator.

This is a reference to Pajama Sam 1: No Need to Hide When It's Dark Outside.
These questions are as easy as deceiving a refrigerator.

Freeing the carrots is as easy as deceiving a refrigerator.
by Secret Agent: Dog January 14, 2016
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debate.org

A place to go on the Internet to go and look up arguments of your favorite topics and harass people who don't believe what you do.
Dude, this guy on debate.org is against me! I am going to harass him and his opinion with some nonsensical information!
by Secret Agent: Dog September 16, 2014
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