kirk beger

First successful clone of Tom Cruise from The Last Samurai.

Kirk Beger just cut that guy's head off! He's so full of randomnicity.

by Sean April 16, 2005

gorph

a fart out of a loose butthole

i opened my ass wide and let out an enormous gorph

by sean November 19, 2003

pizzle

any device used to smoke any drug

root word: piece

Yo I got a new pizzle today lets break it in.

by Sean December 15, 2004

devirginizer

n. basically a guy who goes out of his way to be the first to invade a girl's cave of pleasure and/or fecal extraction tunnel

Every friday at lunch Dylan, an accomplished devirginizer, stalked the campus of the neighborhood junior high looking for his latest conquest(s).

by sean July 15, 2001

spatchcock

A dressed and split chicken for roasting or broiling on a spit

(If you're jerking off with a spatula you need serious psychological help)

by Sean February 26, 2004

bray

yeah bray its sean, definate hottie

a god who is great

by sean November 10, 2003

peepert

A man's shlong.

Jimmy's peepert is small and corroded.

by Sean January 31, 2004