douche bag

The title that inferior males receive when having an extremely hot, gorgeous, sexy, beautiful or attractive girlfriend or wife.

Wow, that hot chick is surrounded by complete douche bags. How did they get a girl like that with those gay clothes they are wearing and that gay hair cut?

by Sean February 09, 2005

cunt tree

similar to dick tree

the guy was a fuckn dick tree,

by sean March 22, 2005

screwdified

The act of being screwed

"Hey dude, here comes the cops, we are SO screwdified!"

by Sean November 22, 2004

pun(poon)

same thing as vagina or pussy

she tried to give me a cock shot but i gave her a pun shot

by sean May 13, 2005

Spum

A spin on spam. Spum is when people spam urban dictionary with silly personal attention requests of no relivence. For example: Alex P.

"Did you see all that spum about Brittany's secret panty moistener?!"

by Sean March 11, 2005

butt monkey

Someone whose frequent nincompoopery and/or lack of intelectual capacity subjects themselves to public ridicule.

Karen's was such a butt monkey that she put her underwear on backwards

by sean March 31, 2003

bojankedy

Piece of shit; ghetto-lookin'; something you would rather not be associated with.

Man, his car lookin' bojankedy. He better just roll out.

by Sean April 05, 2005