SeaPilot's definitions
This is a second rate lending institution like Household Finance or the Lending Tree. They approve people with sub level credit rating and charge very high interest rates. Many companies use these lenders to provide down payments for homes, cars or anything on terms when the customer has no cash. They approve the purchaser's loan the day of the main loan. This keeps them off the credit search so it will not affect their rating from the 3 credit reporting agencies.
"Bob needs 20% down on the loan to get approval so you will have to take him to the mouse house to get him "dipped".
" This guy wants the car but he is upside down on his trade and so we need to mouse house him to show equity for the loan."
" This guy wants the car but he is upside down on his trade and so we need to mouse house him to show equity for the loan."
by SeaPilot June 25, 2009
Get the mouse housemug. Bleu Balls (French for blue) is nearly intolerable pain for a man. This happens when his balls swell to a larger size because of the lack of sex, unfinished blowjobs, and just not ejaculating when he should. Also can be brought on by getting overly excited over just seeing, touching or anything a woman ( or man) of his desire and not releasing the pressure of sperm or achieving orgasm.
Possible Cure: masturbation, sex, cold show, swimming
Women could understand the pain if they reflected on how they feel when their monthly period starts.
Possible Cure: masturbation, sex, cold show, swimming
Women could understand the pain if they reflected on how they feel when their monthly period starts.
"I went out with the hottest girl last night but after I got home I couldn't sleep because I had a case of the bleu balls."
"My girlfriend keeps giving me bleu balls because she won't give it up."
"Sometimes I'd rather have a kick in the nuts then bleu balls."
"My girlfriend keeps giving me bleu balls because she won't give it up."
"Sometimes I'd rather have a kick in the nuts then bleu balls."
by SeaPilot June 28, 2009
Get the Bleu Ballsmug. This is the act of human fecal matter ( stool, turd, brown trout) slightly protruding out of the anus and then immediate retracting. This happens in humans but animals as well. It is the result of the person or animal needing desperately to defecate but for some reason cannot find facilities or the right place to evacuate the waste. It may happen many times before final evacuation. The term achieved it's name from prairie dogs being observed going in and out of their habitat.
note: As a result, in humans, this act can also cause another situation call "skid marks" which is the evidence of the PD stain left on the persons underware, other clothing or anything next to the anus where the Prairie Dog emerges.
note: As a result, in humans, this act can also cause another situation call "skid marks" which is the evidence of the PD stain left on the persons underware, other clothing or anything next to the anus where the Prairie Dog emerges.
"Hey mom, we have to stop at the next gas, Billy's got prairie dogs".
"My girl must have had prairie dogs tonight cause when we had sex I saw skid marks on her undies."
"My girl must have had prairie dogs tonight cause when we had sex I saw skid marks on her undies."
by SeaPilot June 28, 2009
Get the Prairie Dogmug. Southern slang for a woman's pussy. It refers to the shaking or jiggling of the labia when a woman is having orgasm or achieving rapture. Bert used it in the movie "Gator" when he was having a good old boy talk about his partner's girlfriend.
" Man that was some fine shaky puddin' last night."
"That shaky puddin' spoke volumes to me last night about how she's a feelin' 'bout me.
"That shaky puddin' spoke volumes to me last night about how she's a feelin' 'bout me.
by SeaPilot June 28, 2009
Get the shaky puddin'mug. This is the act of a company or salesperson who had taken a customer to a second rate lending institution or in the auto industry what is called a "mouse house". These lenders such as HFC or Lending Tree grant loans to people with substandard credit scores and then charge very high interest rates. Being dipped is the act of helping the purchaser to obtain the 2nd loan and get the down payment cash for the principal loan.
" Hey Fred, you client needs $2000K down and you will needed to get them "dipped" if they don't have cash. "
" Their trade-in has $500 negative equity so get them dipped for $1500 which pay off their debt and give them a grand down if they don't have any cash."
" Their trade-in has $500 negative equity so get them dipped for $1500 which pay off their debt and give them a grand down if they don't have any cash."
by SeaPilot June 25, 2009
Get the dippedmug. A woman who - Can't Understand Normal Thinking or CUNT.
In a social group or setting you could use some tact and say, " She is a graduate of the "Chesapeake University of Nautical Technology".
In a social group or setting you could use some tact and say, " She is a graduate of the "Chesapeake University of Nautical Technology".
"That woman has off the wall thinking and a real cunt."
" A cunt will cause you real problems over time."
"She is good looking but on the other hand a cunt."
" A cunt will cause you real problems over time."
"She is good looking but on the other hand a cunt."
by SeaPilot June 27, 2009
Get the CUNTmug. "Hey man ask that Mexican dude for some molta."
"He can't speak English so don't say pot. Use molta instead."
"He can't speak English so don't say pot. Use molta instead."
by SeaPilot June 29, 2009
Get the Moltamug.