SeaPilot's definitions

gams

Fetish tainted term meaning long slender but shapely female legs. Typically a stylish, classy or even trashy woman but with sexy shapely legs. Term used by men have an appreciation and fetish for the female body, clothed or naked. This definition originated years ago in the 30-40's. People like Clark Gable used it to describe Rita Hayward's legs. The word was used in many gangster movies with Edward G. Robinson, George Raft and others when looking at a sexy woman who showed her legs off.

" Hey baby, it's not the face they remember it's the gams."

"Did you see the gams on that babe when she walked by?"

by SeaPilot June 25, 2009

Bleu Balls

Bleu Balls (French for blue) is nearly intolerable pain for a man. This happens when his balls swell to a larger size because of the lack of sex, unfinished blowjobs, and just not ejaculating when he should. Also can be brought on by getting overly excited over just seeing, touching or anything a woman ( or man) of his desire and not releasing the pressure of sperm or achieving orgasm.

Possible Cure: masturbation, sex, cold show, swimming

Women could understand the pain if they reflected on how they feel when their monthly period starts.

"I went out with the hottest girl last night but after I got home I couldn't sleep because I had a case of the bleu balls."

"My girlfriend keeps giving me bleu balls because she won't give it up."

"Sometimes I'd rather have a kick in the nuts then bleu balls."

by SeaPilot June 28, 2009

bottom feeder

This is a person who generally refuses to purchase anything at normal prices. They make it a habit to wait for sales to hit a low point on things they want to buy. Then try to sweeten their deal by offering a lower price knowing the seller is anxious to sell. Generally this pisses the seller off but just to move the inventory many times they cave-in to the buyer price.

"I got this new Yahama 1000 advertised in the paper at cost and this bottom feeder shows up wanting to buy it for $300 under cost."

"It is always the case that as soon as I mark the items down to wholesale prices the bottom feeders come in and want even more off knowing I need to move this inventory."

by SeaPilot June 25, 2009

Rug's Royce

This a caucasian's term for a black or African American's car. Specifically, the mentioned car was an early '60 or 70's VW bug retro fitted with a fiberglass Rolls Royce trunk lid displaying a replica RR grill and badge. This conversion was very popular in black communities in the Baltimore Maryland metro area.

" Look at that Rolls Royce coming. No, it's a rug's royce."

by SeaPilot June 30, 2009

mouse house

This is a second rate lending institution like Household Finance or the Lending Tree. They approve people with sub level credit rating and charge very high interest rates. Many companies use these lenders to provide down payments for homes, cars or anything on terms when the customer has no cash. They approve the purchaser's loan the day of the main loan. This keeps them off the credit search so it will not affect their rating from the 3 credit reporting agencies.

"Bob needs 20% down on the loan to get approval so you will have to take him to the mouse house to get him "dipped".

" This guy wants the car but he is upside down on his trade and so we need to mouse house him to show equity for the loan."

by SeaPilot June 25, 2009

Prairie Dog

This is the act of human fecal matter ( stool, turd, brown trout) slightly protruding out of the anus and then immediate retracting. This happens in humans but animals as well. It is the result of the person or animal needing desperately to defecate but for some reason cannot find facilities or the right place to evacuate the waste. It may happen many times before final evacuation. The term achieved it's name from prairie dogs being observed going in and out of their habitat.

note: As a result, in humans, this act can also cause another situation call "skid marks" which is the evidence of the PD stain left on the persons underware, other clothing or anything next to the anus where the Prairie Dog emerges.

"Hey mom, we have to stop at the next gas, Billy's got prairie dogs".

"My girl must have had prairie dogs tonight cause when we had sex I saw skid marks on her undies."

by SeaPilot June 28, 2009

yob

English surf speak meaning jerk or asshole.

Eh, bro that was a real yob think to say.

That guy over there is a real yob.

by SeaPilot June 23, 2009