Definitions by Scrotum Slayer
BROTEIN SHAKE
When you and your gym bro wear super tight underwear while building up hard sweat while working out to build up that hard dick stench. You need to pile up the gunk and allow it to let out its natural spunk. The tight underwear will kill off all of the sperm leaving only the nutrients in semen. After working out you and your homie will go in the locker room and shoot each others loads in your each others mouths. This is know as a brotein shake.
BROTEIN SHAKE by Scrotum Slayer August 22, 2020
Penis Butter
When you build up smegma in your foreskin, then ejaculate and let your semen sit inside your foreskin to cook over night. The resulting product is what's known as penis butter.
Penis Butter by Scrotum Slayer May 5, 2020
Cocktober
The month before No Nut November. During cocktober it is advised that you wank as much as possible before giving it up for No Nut November. your dick should look like a cat was fighting with it from all of the wanking.
"But before no nut November, there came cocktober"
Cocktober by Scrotum Slayer November 7, 2019
Gamer Girl Period Blood
it is a vile liquid produced once a month by hard core gamer girls. the type of gamer girls that store their cum in a cup and use it to masturbate 2 weeks later, the type of gamer girl that eats a chip she found in her pubes after spending days inside without showering. this dark maroon matter known as gamer girl period blood can only be consumed by the top 100 male gamer's. if it were consumed by anyone else it would would leave them hospitalized for weeks, puking up their blood, shitting pure liquid, and suffering from a corrupted ad decaying mind. very few survive longer than 3 weeks. just smelling it can make the average person faint and shit them self. For the male gamer's that have consumed gamer girl period blood, they have seen significant benefits. these documented benefits are bullet proof penises made of kevlar, increased cock size by 10 fold, increased cum load of 13.5 liters, and a natural odor that makes minorities scared of you. I say males because gamer girl period blood doesn't work on females.
bro you hear about that esports gamer that tried cheating with gamer girl period blood. he downed that shit and was left hospitalized. it twisted and tortured his mind, turned his eyes black and his body pale, his cock shrunk, and his career was ended. his hands were so jittery he couldn't even jerk off without tearing off some skin.
Gamer Girl Period Blood by Scrotum Slayer November 6, 2019
Gamer Girl Period Blood
it is a vile liquid produced once a month by hard core gamer girls. the type of gamer girls that store their cum in a cup and use it to masturbate 2 weeks later, the type of gamer girl that eats a chip she found in her pubes after spending days inside without showering. this dark maroon matter known as gamer girl period blood can only be consumed by the top 100 male gamer's. if it were consumed by anyone else it would would leave them hospitalized for weeks, puking up their blood, shitting pure liquid, and suffering from a corrupted and decaying mind. very few survive longer than 3 weeks. just smelling it can make the average person faint and shit them self. For the male gamer's that have consumed gamer girl period blood, they have seen significant benefits. these documented benefits are bullet proof penises made of kevlar, increased cock size by 10 fold, increased cum load of 13.5 liters, and a natural odor that makes minorities scared of you. I say males because gamer girl period blood doesn't work on females.
bro you hear about that esports gamer that tried cheating with gamer girl period blood. he downed that shit and was left hospitalized. it twisted and tortured his mind, turned his eyes black and his body pale, his cock shrunk, and his career was ended. his hands were so jittery he couldn't even jerk off without tearing off some skin.
Gamer Girl Period Blood by Scrotum Slayer November 6, 2019
Gamer Girl Bath Water
Do not fall for this false liquid innocent gamer. It is water that has been mixed with the filth and muck of a false prophet, also known as an Egirl or a twitch thot. These false prophets sell their deceitful mixture of fluid to their followers as a way to ensure loyalty. A full dosage of gamer girl bath water(130ml which is the amount of blood required for an erection) will turn the consumer into a mindless subject to the false prophet, a bath water slave. Without further consumption the slavery effect is known to last up to a year. Once the follower is turned into a slave they will consistently donate money to the false prophet. How much money that is being donated is completely up to the false prophet, peoples lives have been financially ruined by false prophets. The false prophet creates the idea that their bath water will improve their followers sex life with cocks too thick for the average vagina and Esports victories that will have them dripping in pus so nerdy that it has braces. Gamer Girl Bath Water can work only on males but it targets specifically male gamer's since, as an oppressed group they are easy to target. Be wary fellow gamer's for Gamer Girl Bath Water is a complete scam.
"nick drank so much Gamer Girl Bath Water and since then he hasn't been the same, it's like all he does is spend time on twitch and donating his money to streamers"
Gamer Girl Bath Water by Scrotum Slayer July 6, 2019
Gamer Girl Pee
A rare substance that can only be manufactured in the urethral caverns of the female gamers body. It can only be consumed by strong willed gamers for a drop of it has the ability to twist your mind and devour your soul. Gamer Girl Pee can only work on Male gamers and has been known to improve gaming skill, erection solidity, and helps you last longer before ejaculating. Prepare to be dripping in mad pus because once you taste Gamer Girl Pee you will ascend and tread the blessed path of chadhood by winning non stop games due to this divine brew.
"I ate my girls pussy out just so that I could suck the Gamer Girl Pee out. With this fine liquid I'll be able to win any game I play. I'll be like Russia using drugs in the Olympics."
Gamer Girl Pee by Scrotum Slayer June 2, 2019