Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.
by Scott trowbridge July 06, 2006
gaming: An alternative character, as opposed to one main character you play in a game. Many online games allow the user to make multiple characters. People that make alts to an extreme are said to be altoholics.
XxLord Dark Evil BlacknessxX: Hey, any1 got a healer? we rly culd youz a healr on this mish.
Mistress Dark Blood Necro Fairy: Ya, i kan log onto 1 of mai alts, brb.
Mistress Dark Blood Necro Fairy: Ya, i kan log onto 1 of mai alts, brb.
by Scott Trowbridge August 07, 2008
When a girl's thong is visible above her pants/skirt/shorts. More or less a feminine version of plummering. Etymologically related to Monica Lewinski's affair with president Clinton.
by scott trowbridge June 09, 2006
9 times out of 10 a misleading statement indicating that someone lives in Maryland or Virgina NEAR Washington, DC People say this to get street cred.
Person1: Yeah, I live in DC.
Person2: Which quad?
person1: Oh, well . . I really live in Alexandria.
Person2: I live in North East, so I guess I can kick your ass.
Person1: Yeah, I guess so.
Person2: Which quad?
person1: Oh, well . . I really live in Alexandria.
Person2: I live in North East, so I guess I can kick your ass.
Person1: Yeah, I guess so.
by Scott Trowbridge July 08, 2006
N. pronounced like hovels.
The fanatic minions who worship the University of Tennessee football team. Etmy. Derived from the ritual chant often heard emanating from the mouths of the UT Volunteer fans "Go Vols!" 'Vols' of course being short for Volunteers, which is far too many syllables for the average govol. Govols can be detected by their orange paraphernalia, drunken state, lack of respect for humanity, and generally obesity. Govols should be considered marginally dangerous after UT looses, but unless you are in some way crippled you can easily outrun a govol.
The fanatic minions who worship the University of Tennessee football team. Etmy. Derived from the ritual chant often heard emanating from the mouths of the UT Volunteer fans "Go Vols!" 'Vols' of course being short for Volunteers, which is far too many syllables for the average govol. Govols can be detected by their orange paraphernalia, drunken state, lack of respect for humanity, and generally obesity. Govols should be considered marginally dangerous after UT looses, but unless you are in some way crippled you can easily outrun a govol.
Human: Holy crap!, There are giant oranges rolling down the street.
Knoxville, TN resident: No dont worry, there is a football game today, that's just a herd of govols.
Knoxville, TN resident: No dont worry, there is a football game today, that's just a herd of govols.
by Scott Trowbridge July 08, 2006
by scott trowbridge June 09, 2006
Once upon a time white people played a game called shuffle board at racially segregated country clubs. When most country clubs became desegregated, the white people stopped playing the game because it was too embarrassing for anyone outside their imagined aristocracy to know about.
by scott trowbridge June 09, 2006