Altiholic

Gaming: The state of being an alt-addict; someone who has more than a reasonable number of 'alts' (alternative characters) in a game.
Generic Global Name1 including the word Lord: Hai, sup? lol ur lvl 10?1!!
Generic Global name2 including the word mistress: yar, I'm a seerius altiholic.
by Scott Trowbridge October 02, 2008
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marital device

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.
by Scott trowbridge July 06, 2006
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ivoryonics

n. a dialect of English spoken by rural southern caucasians. Actually quite closely related to Ebonics.
Ivoryonics.
Server: Y'awnt sum vittles? Hah'bout sumpin ta wet-cher-wissle?
Patron: Ah rekkin all git uh coldbeer and some tots, y'a dont mind.

Translation to English.
Server: Do you want something to eat? What about something to drink?
Patron: I suppose I will have a beer and some hash-browns, if that is alright.
by scott trowbridge July 08, 2006
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loluminati

The loluminati (etym. plural of Latin loluminatus, "Laugh-out-loud-enlightened") is an elite group of powerful comedians that seek to control the world’s supply of humor. They originally formed as a splinter group from the Bavarian “Illuminati”, an Enlightenment-era secret society founded in 1776, which was dedicated to the systematic and stealthy conquest of nations, one by one, and ultimately the entire world. The loluminati parted ways with the illuminati over the issue of the best way to ensure a harmonious enlightened society; with the later advocating political power and the former humor, absurdity, and basic silliness.

The loluminati have been particularly successful in orchestrating free speech activities throughout history, mainly aimed at ensuring that their hordes of caricaturists and other political comedians could thrive. While most loluminati activities have been generally regarded as positive by most of society, the group remains elite and secretive and occasionally supports what some describe as unseemly or even dark humor; some examples being - boy-bands, the election of George W. Bush, and soap operas.
-Man, how did that guy get famous?
-I don't know. I suspect the loluminati.
by Scott Trowbridge September 29, 2008
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flappy

The act of hitting someone with a penis.
Girl: I think it is degrading to give someone a flappy.
by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006
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lil man

Someone you knew growing up. In other words, everyone knew someone called lil man. If you don't remember, ask one of your old friends if they remember "lil man" and they will tell you that "so and so's little brother" was called "lil man"
Lil Man, my friends are here. Go watch TV with mom. We're talkin big dude stuff and no you can't play X-box with us.
by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006
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shuffleboard

Once upon a time white people played a game called shuffle board at racially segregated country clubs. When most country clubs became desegregated, the white people stopped playing the game because it was too embarrassing for anyone outside their imagined aristocracy to know about.
Hubert: Mildred would you like to play some shuffleboard.
Mildred: That would be swell Hubert.
by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006
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