marital device

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

by Scott trowbridge July 06, 2006

alts

gaming: An alternative character, as opposed to one main character you play in a game. Many online games allow the user to make multiple characters. People that make alts to an extreme are said to be altoholics.

XxLord Dark Evil BlacknessxX: Hey, any1 got a healer? we rly culd youz a healr on this mish.
Mistress Dark Blood Necro Fairy: Ya, i kan log onto 1 of mai alts, brb.

by Scott Trowbridge August 07, 2008

monicaing

When a girl's thong is visible above her pants/skirt/shorts. More or less a feminine version of plummering. Etymologically related to Monica Lewinski's affair with president Clinton.

Sweetie, pull your shirt down you're monicaing.

by scott trowbridge June 09, 2006

double backed monster

An insulting term for sexual intercourse. Used by Shakespear in Othello.

Roomate: Oh crap dude! We need some kind of signal like a sock on the doorknob or something. I cant believe I walked in on you and your girl making the double backed monster.

by scott trowbridge June 09, 2006

lil man

Someone you knew growing up. In other words, everyone knew someone called lil man. If you don't remember, ask one of your old friends if they remember "lil man" and they will tell you that "so and so's little brother" was called "lil man"

Lil Man, my friends are here. Go watch TV with mom. We're talkin big dude stuff and no you can't play X-box with us.

by scott trowbridge June 09, 2006

Altiholic

Gaming: The state of being an alt-addict; someone who has more than a reasonable number of 'alts' (alternative characters) in a game.

Generic Global Name1 including the word Lord: Hai, sup? lol ur lvl 10?1!!
Generic Global name2 including the word mistress: yar, I'm a seerius altiholic.

by Scott Trowbridge August 07, 2008

shuffleboard

Once upon a time white people played a game called shuffle board at racially segregated country clubs. When most country clubs became desegregated, the white people stopped playing the game because it was too embarrassing for anyone outside their imagined aristocracy to know about.

Hubert: Mildred would you like to play some shuffleboard.
Mildred: That would be swell Hubert.

by scott trowbridge June 09, 2006