Definitions by Scotch Jock
Déjà vu
To experience Déjà vu, as I was once told by a video game playing friend, is when you have died in real life and gone back to a previous 'Checkpoint'. Déjà vu just means that you can remember something from a life lost.
Me: Whoa, weirdest feeling of Déjà vu
Nathan: Whatever you think you should do, don't do it. It didn't work last time
Me: What the fuck are you on about?
Nathan: Mate, you lost a life just be careful, you don't know how many you have left
Nathan: Whatever you think you should do, don't do it. It didn't work last time
Me: What the fuck are you on about?
Nathan: Mate, you lost a life just be careful, you don't know how many you have left
Déjà vu by Scotch Jock December 31, 2021
Snowballing
Faye would only give Kev a blowjob if he agreed to try his own cum, they ended up snowballing as Faye's great at blowjobs and Kev didn't want to lose out
Snowballing by Scotch Jock December 22, 2021
Dirty Kev
An act where a man, that has at least an 8 inch penis, and a larger woman, over a size 18, perform a 69, with the woman on top. The man shoves his nose and tongue inside the woman's pink hole and then all over the woman's clit while 1 hand plays with the woman's g-spot and the other hand plays with the woman's big belly until the woman squirts all over the man's face. The woman sucks, licks and bites the man's penis until the man would cum inside the woman's mouth and then she would dribble it all over her boobs and they would lick it all off together while the man is still covered by the woman's squirt.
Man, "What do you want to do tonight love?"
Woman, "I want to feel very satisfied."
Man, "A Dirty Kev it is then."
Woman, "I want to feel very satisfied."
Man, "A Dirty Kev it is then."
Dirty Kev by Scotch Jock November 28, 2021
Maybe
Maybe by Scotch Jock November 20, 2021
Couple of Pints
Couple of Pints by Scotch Jock November 19, 2021