coke

1. Hard arse stimulant. White powder derived from the Coca plant, native of Sth. America. Very expensive but in small quantities is a fine buzz...

2. Short for Coca Cola - essence of American capitalist pigdog. Made from bumsweat and sugar.

by schteve April 01, 2003

Bumjug

Recepticle for the collection of bumsweat.

by schteve April 01, 2003

poodong

Jeff.

"Jeff doesn't so much have a poodong, it's more like he IS a poodong."

by Schteve March 17, 2003

cruise missile

As above. Could well come from the same drawing board as some other cute and cuddly incendiary devices from the good ole USA - namely, Napalm, A Bombs and Ford Pintoes.

"cruise missiles - programmed to dessimate innocent iraqi citiz....uhhm urr....military targets!"

by Schteve April 01, 2003

fucknuckle

A stupid or repungnant person. (20th cent origin - possibly Australian)

"Pshaw! You truly are are fucknucle, Prime Minister Howard!"

by Schteve March 17, 2003

gland canyon

The valley between a woman's breasts, more commonly known as cleavage

Her pendant was comfortably nestled at the north entrance to the gland canyon.

by Schteve March 19, 2005

turdburger

Burger made to an inferior standard.
See - McDonalds

by schteve April 03, 2003