Schnorkenschneider's definitions
1) Used to describe naturally occurring molecules, materials, or processes.
2) Marketing ploy to profiteer from indoctrinated hipsters by selling food at increased prices that was grown and cultivated using lower cost medieval farming methods, such as avoidance of the use of modern pesticides which kill or drive off disease breeding insects, or the use of modern fertilizers or genetic modification to make crops and livestock more resistant to disease and increase yields.
3) A Marxist assault on capitalist food production through the promotion of pseudoscience and urban legends.
2) Marketing ploy to profiteer from indoctrinated hipsters by selling food at increased prices that was grown and cultivated using lower cost medieval farming methods, such as avoidance of the use of modern pesticides which kill or drive off disease breeding insects, or the use of modern fertilizers or genetic modification to make crops and livestock more resistant to disease and increase yields.
3) A Marxist assault on capitalist food production through the promotion of pseudoscience and urban legends.
Elder Hippie: "This sandwich is so organic."
Rational Person: "So is the mold on the bread and the cockroach legs in the meat."
Yak feces, python venom, the Bubonic Plague, boogers, cancerous tumors, and Fromunder Cheese are all organic.
Rational Person: "So is the mold on the bread and the cockroach legs in the meat."
Yak feces, python venom, the Bubonic Plague, boogers, cancerous tumors, and Fromunder Cheese are all organic.
by Schnorkenschneider March 6, 2014
Get the organicmug. Contrary to popular belief, the hipster ranges in age from teenager all the way up to elderly and everywhere in between. Younger hipsters generally receive their hipster indoctrination from elder burned-out hipsters and hippies who masquerade as qualified teachers and professors.
They can be spotted wearing carefully ill-fitting clothes, about a size too small, in order to project an image of poverty-chic.
Hipsterism requires strict obedience to recycling rituals, and a prohibition of creating new ideas or items. Subsequently, the hipster will generally be seen wearing logos from mid to late 20th Century capitalist brands. They also like to wear fashion-glasses in order to project a false image of intelligence.
They possess a deep misunderstanding of the word ironic, preferring to use the definition from Alanis Morisette's song rather than the dictionary.
Hipsters generate unusual and offensive odors due to their affinity for organic human waste products and a natural aversion to personal hygiene. In the male of the species, you can spot clouds of fleas living in their beards off of uneaten bits of cafe fare. In the female of the species, fleas can be found in their unshaven armpit hair.
They can be spotted wearing carefully ill-fitting clothes, about a size too small, in order to project an image of poverty-chic.
Hipsterism requires strict obedience to recycling rituals, and a prohibition of creating new ideas or items. Subsequently, the hipster will generally be seen wearing logos from mid to late 20th Century capitalist brands. They also like to wear fashion-glasses in order to project a false image of intelligence.
They possess a deep misunderstanding of the word ironic, preferring to use the definition from Alanis Morisette's song rather than the dictionary.
Hipsters generate unusual and offensive odors due to their affinity for organic human waste products and a natural aversion to personal hygiene. In the male of the species, you can spot clouds of fleas living in their beards off of uneaten bits of cafe fare. In the female of the species, fleas can be found in their unshaven armpit hair.
by Schnorkenschneider April 24, 2014
Get the hipstermug. An act of online mob mentality whereby a group of fascist activists decide to silence the voices of those with whom they disagree, by aggressively overwhelming a forum with spam, rather than engaging in thoughtful reasoned conversation.
Billy doesn't like what they're saying on that internet forum, so he organized his fellow hactivists to assault their board with positive jamming.
by Schnorkenschneider February 14, 2014
Get the Positive jammingmug. A romanticized designation given to a person or group of fascists using various electronic or other media to vandalize property or pirate electronic communications to overpower or silence voices that they disagree with.
Billy and his gang of jammers can't stand the opinions being expressed on their local radio station, KLWO. So Billy's jammers are going to take away the station's right to free speech by pirating their own signal to overpower KLWO's signal in an effort to silence them.
by Schnorkenschneider February 22, 2014
Get the jammersmug. A business model where hipster-doofii delude themselves into thinking that the Marxist Utopian fantasies they learned about in college from their hippie professors are capable of overriding economic realities. Since management of Co-Ops is typically run by individuals who are incapable of managing their own lives, they are usually doomed to failure.
by Schnorkenschneider March 15, 2014
Get the Cooperativemug. An act of vandalism carried out by uneducated but highly indoctrinated activists, who act out from egregious misunderstandings of capitalism taught to them by college professors who dreamt up their ideology with the aid of hallucinogenics and other mind altering substances in the late 1960s.
It is also an act of increativity, since the culture jammer is freed from having to create something original of their own, and instead barnacles their messaging onto an existing work of art, mass media, or communication.
It is also an act of increativity, since the culture jammer is freed from having to create something original of their own, and instead barnacles their messaging onto an existing work of art, mass media, or communication.
"Dude, my professor told me that if I spray paint Che Guevara on a McDonald's billboard that I'll be culture jamming Mickey Dee's capitalist signal so they won't be able to disaffect the disproportionate disparities of the disenfranchised with their concentration camp chicken, man."
by Schnorkenschneider February 14, 2014
Get the culture jammingmug. by Schnorkenschneider November 21, 2013
Get the Activismmug.