Popeyes Biscuit

Dry ass bread that will choke u to death if u dont get water...Oh did i mention that kinappers who want ransom use this to gather more information???

Kinapper: Where's the monkey ate

Kyle: Im not gonna TELLL YOUUUUUUUU!!

Kinapper: I have no choice..

Kyle: ???

Kinapper: Ima shove this popeyes biscuit un ur throat...WITHOUT WATER

Kyle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Scandinavian Viking October 17, 2021

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House

The place where u can do the following things:Rest,take a shit without being disturbed,Watch and play video games,watch TV,say stuff without offending everyone(besides twitter.) Oh and treat it properly please...

Friend 1:Hey where u at???(calling on his phone)

Kyle:My house eating and playing Call of duty.

Friend 1:Nice

by Scandinavian Viking November 23, 2021

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Tourist

A gullible person who falls for overpriced tourist traps that are easy to avoid.

They also take pictures of every single damn thing and annoy the locals.They also speak slowly so locals can figure out what they're saying.

Tourist:How much will it be for these Sasuges.

Tourist trap:20€

Tourist:OK!

Tourist trap in his mind:He actually fell for the bait what a idoit.

by Scandinavian Viking December 11, 2021

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