Definitions by Scandinavian Viking

Urban dictionary 

A website where any word can be turned into something sex related or gay.

Jamal: Mcrib

Tyler:When u smush ur penis into a -

Jamal: Shut the fuck up Urban dictionary user.

Urban dictionary by Scandinavian Viking November 1, 2022

Whale 

You.

Guy 1: What am i?
Guy 2: a Whale.

Whale by Scandinavian Viking July 26, 2022

Tourist 

A gullible person who falls for overpriced tourist traps that are easy to avoid.

They also take pictures of every single damn thing and annoy the locals.They also speak slowly so locals can figure out what they're saying.

Tourist:How much will it be for these Sasuges.

Tourist trap:20€

Tourist:OK!

Tourist trap in his mind:He actually fell for the bait what a idoit.

Tourist by Scandinavian Viking December 11, 2021

House 

The place where u can do the following things:Rest,take a shit without being disturbed,Watch and play video games,watch TV,say stuff without offending everyone(besides twitter.) Oh and treat it properly please...

Friend 1:Hey where u at???(calling on his phone)

Kyle:My house eating and playing Call of duty.

Friend 1:Nice

House by Scandinavian Viking November 23, 2021

Definition 

Hey i know ur bored but come on are u that bored???

Man 1:What are u doing man??

Man 2: on the urban dictionary searching up the definition of definition.

Man 1: Damn..u most be bored bored.

Definition by Scandinavian Viking October 17, 2021

Popeyes Biscuit 

Dry ass bread that will choke u to death if u dont get water...Oh did i mention that kinappers who want ransom use this to gather more information???

Kinapper: Where's the monkey ate

Kyle: Im not gonna TELLL YOUUUUUUUU!!

Kinapper: I have no choice..

Kyle: ???

Kinapper: Ima shove this popeyes biscuit un ur throat...WITHOUT WATER

Kyle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Popeyes Biscuit by Scandinavian Viking October 16, 2021