Satchmo II's definitions

5-11

That need to shit. Makes it sound more appropriate.

"Man, I've got 5-11 like you would NOT believe"

by Satchmo II March 25, 2003

Owned

An overused gamerboy term. Using this term is now considered the most potent contraceptive available. Anyone saying this is guaranteed not to get any.

Everyone and his brother has uploaded a picture for "Owned", although no one cares about it and no one will see it.

by Satchmo II May 13, 2005

Crazimus

A young man named David Sawdey, but only when his hair is jelled and swirly.

"Hey Crazimus, what's up?

by Satchmo II March 25, 2003

Plumage

Facial Hair. Pubes don't count.

Damn how old is Chris Pearson? That hairless little monkey can't even sprout any plumage!

by Satchmo II November 18, 2004

Green Stop Sign

Mixed signals, most commonly coming from the fairer sex.

We were in the club and she was dressed pretty slutty and dancing pretty dirty, but kept pushing me away. She really threw up the ol' green stop sign for me.

by Satchmo II February 17, 2005

4-11

Erection. Often used to avoid a potentially innapropriate situation when ladies are around.

"Hey, can you get up and grab me a soda?"
"I can't. Four-eleven."

by Satchmo II March 25, 2003

repuS

It's "Super" backwards. Use it when you want to describe something that was super, but don't want to sound like a fairy.

Nice catch, Tim. That was repuS.

by Satchmo II December 23, 2004