A method that one does to 'help' their own feces out of their ass. A person who has learned to remove unwanted waste from their intestines with a gloved or ungloved finger. A person, often old and smelly, who enjoys rootin' around in their rectum.
The old hag was tired of waiting for her bowels to move so she threw herself into crap diggin' mode and removed it.
I thought she was in her room reading but to my horror she was indeed crap diggin' again.
She turned the pages of her bible with her crap diggin' hands.
I thought she was in her room reading but to my horror she was indeed crap diggin' again.
She turned the pages of her bible with her crap diggin' hands.
by Sass sha J May 25, 2010
An act that causes someone sketchy to spin their head at a rapid speed to look directly at you. This often causes uneasy feelings if you happen to be the target twitch. School functions, sporting events, movies, this unexpected twitch can happen to you anywhere. Be aware of sketchy people who have an eerie owl like ability to turn their heads almost completely around. This ability combined with a break-neck speed makes for an uncomfortable couple of moments until this target twitch moves on to the next person.
My focus was distracted during the play when I realized I was the one the sketchy twitch choose to land on.
We were talking about how much weight she had gained when she pulled the sketchy twitch on us causing us to cringe.
I had no idea how scary the wrath of the sketchy twitch was until it happened to me.
We were talking about how much weight she had gained when she pulled the sketchy twitch on us causing us to cringe.
I had no idea how scary the wrath of the sketchy twitch was until it happened to me.
by Sass sha J May 18, 2010
A woman who makes being a bride her profession. One who marries and remarries and remarries. She finds the perfect man, bats her eyes, drags him to the alter, drains him dry of finances and all self respect, then claims the man is not right with god and moves on to the next. This particular type of woman can usually be found in a church and can change religions almost as fast as she can recite vows.
The poor guy needed years of counseling after his brief encounter with that professional bride bitch.
She thinks she is a profssional bride but we all know it's just a step up from street walker.
She preaches her ass off but judges the world through her professional bride standards.
She thinks she is a profssional bride but we all know it's just a step up from street walker.
She preaches her ass off but judges the world through her professional bride standards.
by Sass sha J May 25, 2010
Everything that can go wrong does. Things that happen in reverse. Backwards, counter clockwise. Like a tornado being turned inside out. Witch lingo.
I am the Queen of Widdershins!
The day was bad and then whiddershins hit.
The witch did the spell but didn't realize she managed to commit widdershins.
The day was bad and then whiddershins hit.
The witch did the spell but didn't realize she managed to commit widdershins.
by Sass sha J May 29, 2010
Duff meaning: Dreadful Ugly Fat Freak of a Neighbor.
A neighbor you dread to see out of their house who is ugly on the inside and out. Morbidly obese, fat, and unfortunately seems to scantily clothed most of the time. A loud ass freak who strives to be obnoxious at all times. They tear around the corner and down your street in their reinforced made for fattys' vehicle like a crazy freak, regardless of any pets or kids that may be in the road. You try to live your life but this Duff neighbor makes it virtually impossible to exist within a 3 block radius without hearing their loud ass bi-polar blabbering. This Duff neighbor likes to do the flubby dance while being hit by the jet stream of a water hose which has been known to cause temporary loss of vision for passer-bys.
A neighbor you dread to see out of their house who is ugly on the inside and out. Morbidly obese, fat, and unfortunately seems to scantily clothed most of the time. A loud ass freak who strives to be obnoxious at all times. They tear around the corner and down your street in their reinforced made for fattys' vehicle like a crazy freak, regardless of any pets or kids that may be in the road. You try to live your life but this Duff neighbor makes it virtually impossible to exist within a 3 block radius without hearing their loud ass bi-polar blabbering. This Duff neighbor likes to do the flubby dance while being hit by the jet stream of a water hose which has been known to cause temporary loss of vision for passer-bys.
I thought they had found the house of their dreams until I saw their Duff Neighbor across the street.
The cat never saw that Duff Neighbor coming.
They don't make fences high enough to completely drown out their Duff Neighbor.
The cat never saw that Duff Neighbor coming.
They don't make fences high enough to completely drown out their Duff Neighbor.
by Sass sha J May 29, 2010
A horrible sight seen from living room window's and common passer-by's.
The walrus is often seen dragging a mattress out for the base of the beach which is then covered by what can only be described as 'flub'. In hopes of apparently tanning this 'flub', hours upon hours are devoted to this, which in turn create's, Walrus Beach.
The walrus is often seen dragging a mattress out for the base of the beach which is then covered by what can only be described as 'flub'. In hopes of apparently tanning this 'flub', hours upon hours are devoted to this, which in turn create's, Walrus Beach.
It was a beautiful day until my eyes fell upon Walrus Beach.
It took 3 days for my sight to return after accidently focusing on Walrus Beach, a horrible optical torture.
The poor neighbor never suspected a thing until it was too late and they could not unsee Walrus Beach.
It took 3 days for my sight to return after accidently focusing on Walrus Beach, a horrible optical torture.
The poor neighbor never suspected a thing until it was too late and they could not unsee Walrus Beach.
by Sass sha J May 18, 2010
A man who is whipped by a fat ass bi-polar bitch and doesn't have the balls to stand up to 'it'. A man who was obviously absent the day they handed out balls. A man who does everything in his power to obey his mammoth of a woman, but will never again be reunited with his balls she keeps in a jar.
Damn, it look like that balless mike can't go to the game again, he has to sand his wife's feet.
Don't be a ballness mike, tell the bitch you can't keep filling the fridge just to have her consume the contents as soon as you leave the room.
He rode his bike to work in the snow again so his fat ass woman could keep the car for her Mcdonalds run what a balless mike he is.
Don't be a ballness mike, tell the bitch you can't keep filling the fridge just to have her consume the contents as soon as you leave the room.
He rode his bike to work in the snow again so his fat ass woman could keep the car for her Mcdonalds run what a balless mike he is.
by Sass sha J May 25, 2010