(n.) One who follows a homosexual guy for lack of own social life or out of extreme love. A hag is an exclusively heterosexual woman, often a young teenage girl, who is attached to her "fag" to the point of making frequent phone calls, excessive texting, nights out in gay bars, clubbing, shopping trips, spa trips, trips abroad, and sometimes even getting a joint mortgage. The hag has the ultimate power to veto dates, grade outfits, disillusion insecurities of her "fag". The relationship between a hag and her "fag" is sacred, characterised by extraordinary protectiveness.
Related: The male best friend of a homosexual guy is known as "fag stag", providing he is heterosexual. The homosexual guy whose social contacts are mainly secure heterosexual guys is known as "stag fag".
Related: The male best friend of a homosexual guy is known as "fag stag", providing he is heterosexual. The homosexual guy whose social contacts are mainly secure heterosexual guys is known as "stag fag".
by Sasha Henke February 02, 2006
noun, geogr.
a part of Playa de las Americas town in Southern Tenerife. Home to upper income earners from Brittain and Germany or Russian oil company executives. A better, posher, finer, safer place to live.
a part of Playa de las Americas town in Southern Tenerife. Home to upper income earners from Brittain and Germany or Russian oil company executives. A better, posher, finer, safer place to live.
by Sasha Henke June 22, 2007
In gayland sex is easily available because what you got is a bar full of horny men and no women to say no to them.
by Sasha Henke September 11, 2006
used as v. to describe a state of being frustrated with mental tasks; being stressed out. Fraze popularized when mentioned by one character Rich in a film "Murder by Numbers".
by Sasha Henke February 17, 2006
n. pl. An ammount of money spent on dating and courting, such as dining out, entertainment, presents. Exclusively a plural noun as it would be imposible, not to mention pathetic, to buy anything with a single dollar in a world of dating. Not necessarily US Dollars, as all spending in any currency to please a woman or a gay bloke is figuratively converted into dating dollars.
I just met this fantastic dude. We are going out on Friday. I am gonna need to bump a hundred dating dollars off of you.
by Sasha Henke March 08, 2006
used as adj., derived from the name of celebrated fashion designer Calvin Klein whose style is that of minimalism and simplicity. Something calvinkleinish describes an object, a place, a concept or a personality of minimum pretense, elegance and style.
The new Italian restaurant has white interior with bare tables, no art and subtle lights. Very chic, very cool, very calvinkleinish.
Did you meet the new executive yet? She wears pressed suits and her hair is brushed back simply. She's really calvinkleish.
Did you meet the new executive yet? She wears pressed suits and her hair is brushed back simply. She's really calvinkleish.
by Sasha Henke December 29, 2005
(n.) a fictional divinity residing in the minds of homosexual men, a kind of wishful thinking phenomena taking on a shape of supreme being omnipresent in the hearts of homosexual men. God of gay is usually praised for a satisfactory erection, a brilliant idea regarding how to approach one's crush and for all gay thoughts.
by Sasha Henke March 14, 2006