Definitions by Sasha Henke
Torviscas Alto
noun, geogr.
a part of Playa de las Americas town in Southern Tenerife. Home to upper income earners from Brittain and Germany or Russian oil company executives. A better, posher, finer, safer place to live.
a part of Playa de las Americas town in Southern Tenerife. Home to upper income earners from Brittain and Germany or Russian oil company executives. A better, posher, finer, safer place to live.
Torviscas Alto by Sasha Henke July 20, 2007
Gayland
In gayland sex is easily available because what you got is a bar full of horny men and no women to say no to them.
Gayland by Sasha Henke September 12, 2006
god of gay
(n.) a fictional divinity residing in the minds of homosexual men, a kind of wishful thinking phenomena taking on a shape of supreme being omnipresent in the hearts of homosexual men. God of gay is usually praised for a satisfactory erection, a brilliant idea regarding how to approach one's crush and for all gay thoughts.
god of gay by Sasha Henke March 14, 2006
dating dollars
n. pl. An ammount of money spent on dating and courting, such as dining out, entertainment, presents. Exclusively a plural noun as it would be imposible, not to mention pathetic, to buy anything with a single dollar in a world of dating. Not necessarily US Dollars, as all spending in any currency to please a woman or a gay bloke is figuratively converted into dating dollars.
I just met this fantastic dude. We are going out on Friday. I am gonna need to bump a hundred dating dollars off of you.
dating dollars by Sasha Henke March 8, 2006
Tenerife
n. geogr. 1) an island off the west coast of Africa in Atlantic belonging to Canary Islands, colonial Spain. Tenerife is the largest and most populated of the group of seven islands.
2) favorite vacation spot for British, German and Norwegian tourists, mainly drunken students and elder folks on a budget. In recent years architecturally developed and intelligently marketed as a civil getaway for normal people. As the sod's law would have it, in recent years also effected badly by the climate change with weather changing from sunny 300 days to 5 hours of sun/3 hours of rain/365 days of being ripped off by taxi drivers for no particular reason.
3) an easy place to hide for accused Scottish murderers, Serbian generals running from International Tribunal charges, drug addicts, drug dealers, alcoholics, lazy asses, minor gay celebrities from Estonia and various other questionable characters.
2) favorite vacation spot for British, German and Norwegian tourists, mainly drunken students and elder folks on a budget. In recent years architecturally developed and intelligently marketed as a civil getaway for normal people. As the sod's law would have it, in recent years also effected badly by the climate change with weather changing from sunny 300 days to 5 hours of sun/3 hours of rain/365 days of being ripped off by taxi drivers for no particular reason.
3) an easy place to hide for accused Scottish murderers, Serbian generals running from International Tribunal charges, drug addicts, drug dealers, alcoholics, lazy asses, minor gay celebrities from Estonia and various other questionable characters.
You don't feel like college, don't want to work for more than five hours a day, running from court charges and can't last a day without coke? Tenerife is just the place for you.
Tenerife by Sasha Henke March 3, 2006
fag hag
(n.) One who follows a homosexual guy for lack of own social life or out of extreme love. A hag is an exclusively heterosexual woman, often a young teenage girl, who is attached to her "fag" to the point of making frequent phone calls, excessive texting, nights out in gay bars, clubbing, shopping trips, spa trips, trips abroad, and sometimes even getting a joint mortgage. The hag has the ultimate power to veto dates, grade outfits, disillusion insecurities of her "fag". The relationship between a hag and her "fag" is sacred, characterised by extraordinary protectiveness.
Related: The male best friend of a homosexual guy is known as "fag stag", providing he is heterosexual. The homosexual guy whose social contacts are mainly secure heterosexual guys is known as "stag fag".
Related: The male best friend of a homosexual guy is known as "fag stag", providing he is heterosexual. The homosexual guy whose social contacts are mainly secure heterosexual guys is known as "stag fag".
fag hag by Sasha Henke February 17, 2006
spinning out
used as v. to describe a state of being frustrated with mental tasks; being stressed out. Fraze popularized when mentioned by one character Rich in a film "Murder by Numbers".
spinning out by Sasha Henke February 17, 2006