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Definitions by Sarasplayroom.com

Boobzookas 

One dude to Another: Catch the boobzookas on that chick.

Another: Real or fake boobzookas, that is the question.

Cock Mock 

Making fun of a guy's cock, or lack thereof, usually because it's too small or can't get hard.
Girl to Another: We should totally cock mock Kenny if we run into him tonite. He only has 4 1/2".

Another: 4 1/2"? How do you know the exact size?

Girl: Unfortunately, I measured it in person.

Another: I hope you didn't fuck a 4 1/2 incher!

Girl: No, I cock mocked him and told him to buy some panties, because he doesn't deserve to wear boxers.
Cock Mock by sarasplayroom.com June 13, 2010

Protein Punch 

One dude to another: I prefer to give a girl my Protein Punch
instead of frosting her face

Fan of Tan 

Primarily UK Slang for a girl or Size Queen (referring to the fan in the definition) who prefers larger cocks of tan color and who absolutely doesn't go for small white ones. The tan color refers to mixed race men. The fan doesn't go for the darker black men (well at least not yet).
Girl #1: Did you see how that blondie eyed up the place looking for some steaming hot mocha latte?

Girl #2: She skimmed right over the white-as-ghosts guys.

Girl #1: There is a Lenny Kravitz lookalike over there.

Girl #2: She's got a bead on him.

Girl #1: She's a shameless fan of tan.
A boytoy husband, usually a semi-submissive younger husband, pun on houseboy.
Is Ashton Kutcher, Demi's husboy?
husboy by sarasplayroom.com May 13, 2010

Cock Fatigue 

When a girl gets tired of fucking the same cock, even though that cock might be awesome by size, girth, cumshot.
Girl #1: I cheated on Danny.

Girl #2: Why? I thought you said he had an incredible cock...

Girl #1: It's been 3 months, I'm tired of his cock, so I did a one-niter with this guy I met on Twitter.

Girl #2: Sounds like you have cock fatigue.

Girl #1: Yeah you could call it that. I'm just afraid to tell Danny, don't want to deflate his ego. There's nothing wrong with his cock. I just need fresh new cock!

Pool-Nami 

When swimming pool water generates massive tsunami wave action from an earthquake as seen in videos taken at the time of the Baja / SoCal earthquake on 4/4/10.
I was on the phone during the earthquake and noticed my chandelier swaying, and when I looked out the window at the swimming pool, the water was making huge waves, which splashed up and out of the pool, the waves kept doing that for several minutes, it was like a Pool-Nami! But I didn't have my cell phone on to shoot a video clip for youtube.
Pool-Nami by sarasplayroom.com April 5, 2010