Usually a girl, but can be a guy, who attaches herself to a guy or faux friends who have plenty of 420, just so she can suck on the bong and get high. The Bongsucking Leech has no money and contributes nothing to the party, so to speak, may not even be cute, but will sometimes perform sexual favors or do errands to work off some of the leech-ery in trade.
That pink-haired chick is such a bongsucking leech, she is just using him for his weed. She even admits it behind his back. Now I think she's even moved in with him and cleans his apartment and cooks just so she can get high now.
by sarasplayroom.com August 31, 2009
Ho's (girls) who get fake spray-on 'orange' tans the same color as the skin of the Oompa Loompas from the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie. Often when Oompa Loompas are spotted, the spotters start singing the Ooompa Loompa song. Celebrity ho's are often uber-guilty of getting the most outrageous orange spray-on tans.
One Dude to Another: Check out the Oompa Loompas coming out of the tanning salon.
Damn: They are looking pretty orange.
One Dude: Like Malibu Barbies except orange.
Both Dudes: (Start singing the Ooompa Loompa song)
Damn: They are looking pretty orange.
One Dude: Like Malibu Barbies except orange.
Both Dudes: (Start singing the Ooompa Loompa song)
by sarasplayroom.com August 14, 2009
by sarasplayroom.com November 15, 2009
A pussy that has received g-post amplification thru the plastic surgery procedure whereby the g-spot is stimulated then injected with collagen or other similar filler. This makes a woman more orgasmic and some even report, makes them perpetually horny. The amplification effect lasts about 6 months, gradually dissipating in the last few months. The women who have the procedures generally become addicted to having Turbo Pussy, even tho the procedure costs on average: $1,200 - $1,500 per injection.
Woman commenting to another woman: All I want to do is get laid or break out my toys every nite, having Turbo Pussy has turned me into a nympho!
by sarasplayroom.com July 03, 2009
A girl who lives in a fantasy world, usually her bedroom is decorated in a fantasy theme, has excessive fantasies about guys in bands, actors or other fantasy figures who she will never meet, spends excessive time online living her 'life' on social networking sites or 3D virtual worlds or blogging. Wishes she could become her avatar. Her fantasy world is more satisfying than reality.
One girl to another: Jessica is becoming like a hermit.
Another: I haven't seen her in forever.
Girl: She messages me thru Myspace, she never calls anymore.
Another: She texted me that she found her soulmate on Second Life.
Girl: Probably a hideous troll In Real Life.
Another: Well he probably doesn't know what she looks like IRL either.
Girl: She's seen Twilight 20 times. She blogged about it on her LiveJournal. I think she's become a Unicorn Fluffer!
Another: I haven't seen her in forever.
Girl: She messages me thru Myspace, she never calls anymore.
Another: She texted me that she found her soulmate on Second Life.
Girl: Probably a hideous troll In Real Life.
Another: Well he probably doesn't know what she looks like IRL either.
Girl: She's seen Twilight 20 times. She blogged about it on her LiveJournal. I think she's become a Unicorn Fluffer!
by sarasplayroom.com August 03, 2009
by sarasplayroom.com July 16, 2009
FloHo (or plural FloHo's) are Ho's in Florida. SoFloHo's are Ho's in South Florida. FloHo's are not imports but local Ho's. Known for blowing off annoying hypersexed 'regular' guys who are only in their city or town traveling in for fun in the sun or for Spring Break. FloHo's prefer local dudes or rich men traveling in.
Check out the FloHo's on the beach. Thong bikinis and bitchin' tans. Man they totally dissed us when they found out we were just dudes on vacay (vacation) from Idaho.
by sarasplayroom.com July 02, 2009