laser-cum

As the guy ejeaculates he grips his penis head tight making the whole smaller so the pressure shoots a tight rope of semen a long distance

Man I was so horny last night I cranked that laser-cum all over her face...and that was while I was on my knees!

by Sammy Nutt July 04, 2010

dump-truck ass

(n.) A bodaciously large ass that slams and bounces with each step. Usually there is a ripple that bounces throughout the cheek as the foot hits the ground.

Daaamn dude she got that dump-truck ass!! Look at that shit, everytime she step it go 'bah' 'bah' 'bah'

by Sammy Nutt July 06, 2010

pooptagious

(adj.) When you realize you have to dump really bad after the person next to describes how bad they have to poopy or after they run to the bathroom

Now that you mention it, I have to dump like a motherfucker too...boy oh boy squeezing out a few steamy logs must be pooptagious

by Sammy Nutt June 27, 2010

sangich

How Guidos pronounce 'sandwich"

Hey bro i look ova and there was these two hyuge tuner sangiches just hangin there floppin on the floor there

by Sammy Nutt September 10, 2010

K-Rod

To completely fuckin’ lose it and beat the tar out of someone, preferably your father in-law.

**Modeled after Met’s pitcher K-Rod’s epic meltdown on 8/11/2010 in which he beat the fuck out of his father in-law in the team clubhouse, resulting in assault charges.**

Example: “Reginald’s been taking my shit like a punk bitch…better watch out I’m gonna go fuckin’ K-Rod on his ass”

by Sammy Nutt September 02, 2010

Poopuretic

Just like a diuretic, but something that makes you have to poop reaaallly bad.

This coffee and cigarette is a fuckin poopuretic man, I'm halfway through this Marlboro and java and I'm about ready to fill-up my underwear.

by Sammy Nutt October 08, 2010

tripsies

When you take an extra third hit of ganj, thus breaking the universal rule of 'puff, puff, pass'

Dude I didn't take tripsies!! I barely got anything off the second hit so I just took a little small one!

by Sammy Nutt July 06, 2010