yasser

Iraqi misfit and refugee currently occupying a quiet complex in Doha, Qatar. Glorified supported of football, taking the side of almost all the greatest sides in the last 5 years. Though recently qouted as a Real Madrid CF fanatic while wearing an Inter Milan jersey. Loves to study...while sometimes a bit too hard.

Recent highlights:

Conquered Pakistan (al Hitmi village).

Rap album with DJ Mark Van Dyk of WuTang and Notorious P.I.M.P. fame.

Personality:

Likes to blame others for his own mistakes.

Too lazy to do homework so steals off cool people.

Likes black haired, bearded women especially from the Kerala state in India...div div.

Yasser to friend: Can u help me on this question?

Friend: Sure!

Friend to Yasser: Can u help me on this question?

Yasser: WTF!! Kiss my asS!!

by Sami February 15, 2004

Pork Flakes

A breakfast meal consisting of porn only.

I normally have my daily dose of porn flakes right after i wake up.

by Sami December 05, 2004

punim

A yiddish word for face, or more specifically a cute face.

Oy, look at the punim on that one!

by Sami December 26, 2004

Sami

An Arabic name that means high or highly ranked (describes greatness). I'm very blessed to have this name since I do feel that I'm the greatest Xp

sami is so great, I wish I'd be like him one day.

by sami November 08, 2004

fruit loop

some one is acting or actually is gay!

OMG hes wearing pink and purple hes such a fruit loop!!

by sami February 06, 2005

tanks

A heavily built/large person or thing

"Whoa that chicks a fucking TANK!"
"Dude that things a tank!"

by Sami November 28, 2004

Bhencode!

Multipurpose word meaning "Sister-Fucker". 1. Can be used in almost any situation to portray a variety of emotions, such as excitement, despair, anger, surprise, etc. 2. Used to start to acquire someone’s attention when starting to speak to them. 3. An insult of colossal proportions.

1. Bhenchode! This is great soup!.
2. Bhenchode, when are you coming over.
3. Bhenchode! Take the fucking trash out you lazy ass fuck!
4. Bhenchode! i fucking flunked my test.
5. Fuck you bhenchode!!

by Sami December 05, 2004