Definitions by Sambiase

Nexual 

Defining someone as your next conquest; the person you deem fit to be your next sexual encounter; a declaration the the person you speak of will be your next fuck!

Dam dude! Look at Laura; she's definitely my nexual.

Teacher: you ready for alesson?
Student: yes! Very nexual indeed!

Nexual by Sambiase September 23, 2016

Cockulator

A method used to determine when you are going to fuck her! A prediction to your buddies when you will screw the hot chick you just met.

Dudes! Check Lisa out, I'll have to pull out the old cockulator and say I'll bang her in three days!

Cockulator by Sambiase September 6, 2016

donut-licker 

A person who demonstrates hatred towards their own country or is unpatriotic.

Ya did you hear what she said, what a donut-licker!

donut-licker by Sambiase July 26, 2015

45 

A back handed slap in the face using 4 fingers followed by an open handed 5 finger slap in the opposite direction.

Dude you're pissing me off! Shut up before I 45 ya!

45 by Sambiase March 29, 2015

Palm Muting

a method to dampen loud orgamsic screams during sex.

When you place you place the palm of your hand on your girlfriends mouth to keep her loud orgasmic screams down so that no one can hear her in the other dorm rooms!

Dude one: "boring night?" Dude two: "no man got laid!" Dude one: "I didn't hear a thing?" Dude two: "ya nasty loud, I thought nothing could dampen her enthusiasm, I had to use some palm muting to keep it down!" Dude one: "awesome!"

Palm Muting by Sambiase January 10, 2014

Bend my knees 

When someone needs to politely tell others that they have to go take a shit.

Ya I'll be right back, I just have to go bend my knees.

Bend my knees by Sambiase November 18, 2013

Fug 

When you hug someone or something as if you are fucking it!

"Look at Nick on the dance floor "fugging" Jessica!"

"My dog likes to "fug" my stuffed teddy bear"

"what rymes with hug me!"

Fug by Sambiase September 20, 2013