Olympic Sex

When the only thing you do is “practice” sex and finally have sex in 4 years.

Dude 1: Dude I got laid last night. Dude 2: Not me I have Olympic sex! Dude 1: Olympic sex? Dude 2: yah i’ve been practicing for 3 years now and hope to get laid by next year!

by Sambiase April 14, 2019

scoundrels night

The night before Valentine’s Day. Date night in the day before Valentine’s Day in order to avoid the crowd and busy restaurants.

My wife and I are going to dinner on scoundrels night this year.

by Sambiase January 25, 2023

TikTok Toe

When woman unknowingly show their camel toe while doing a TikTok. Camel toe on TikTok.

Virginia just posted her dance on TikTok and what could I see her TikTok Toe!

by Sambiase January 31, 2020

Bend my knees

When someone needs to politely tell others that they have to go take a shit.

Ya I'll be right back, I just have to go bend my knees.

by Sambiase November 18, 2013

Trump Fuck

When you fuck so bad that you offend your partner and build walls, preventing anyone from getting in again!

Dude 1: What a night! I don't think I'll be going out with Linda again! Dude 2: Why not? Dude 1: she's such a trump fuck! Dude 2: too bad bro!

by Sambiase December 13, 2016

45

A back handed slap in the face using 4 fingers followed by an open handed 5 finger slap in the opposite direction.

Dude you're pissing me off! Shut up before I 45 ya!

by Sambiase March 29, 2015

meat mole

when a piece of edible meat, resembling a mole lands on your face while eating too fast!

Michael was eating his ribs so fast that when I looked over he had a meat mole stuck to the side of his face!

by Sambiase February 07, 2013