jacking off

applying lubricant to the penis, then rubbing it slowly up and down while viewing images of attractive woman naked or engaging in sex acts. In time, the rhythmic movement will lead to a build-up in excitement. At this point, your sister and her best mate will walk in. It'll be too late to stop and a sticky whitish fluid will shoot out onto your computer screen. The girls will close the door and you will be left in a state of profound shame.

I was jacking off to pictures of Carmen Electra when the nuns walked in.

by Samantha Fox November 07, 2007

porn

Magazines, films or photographs of a sexually explicit nature used by men as an aid to masturbation. Pornography can be divided into 3 main categories:

1. Erotica - Mild materials stimulating only to failed wankers.
2. Softcore porn - photos of naked hot chicks popular among traditionalist wankers.
3. Hardcore porn - highly explicit content favoured by experienced wankers.

I was supposed to finish that report last night but I spent the whole time looking at porn and polishing my knob.

by Samantha Fox November 07, 2007

toss off

A highly elaborate form of masturbation involving pronounced forward movement of both arms.

Anyone planning to toss off is gonna need a lot of space to himself.

by Samantha Fox November 07, 2007

angelina jolie

Better known as Tomb Raider. Jolie is the world's most famous archaeologist. Her exploits were depicted in the Tomb Raider series of video games and films. Due to her incredible hotness, Jolie became Male Masturbation Fantasy # 1 for three years in a row between 2001 and 2003.

Angelina Jolie is the greatest archaeologist in the history of mankind.

by Samantha Fox November 07, 2007

buffy the vampire slayer

Born Buffy Anne Summers in Los Angeles, California, Buffy is the descendant of a long line of vampire slayers that stretches back to at least the Dark Ages and probably much further. In 1997, she moved to the town of Sunnydale, California, the so-called Hellmouth. There she defended humanity from the evil schemes of The Master, Mayor Richard Wilkins III, Glory, The First Evil and Angelus. She is currently residing in Italy.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer would kick Dracula's butt any day.

by Samantha Fox January 11, 2008

hand job

also known as the lazy mans' wank. The process by which a woman masturbates a man to the point of climax and ejaculation.

I was tired of wanking myself off, so I asked the nurse to give me a hand job.

by Samantha Fox January 14, 2008

knob

1. A penis that is constantly erect.
2. A person who resembles a penis in physical appearance and/or behaviour.

You'll take out someone's eye with your knob sticking out like that.

by Samantha Fox January 06, 2008