Samantha Fox's definitions

porn

Magazines, films or photographs of a sexually explicit nature used by men as an aid to masturbation. Pornography can be divided into 3 main categories:

1. Erotica - Mild materials stimulating only to failed wankers.
2. Softcore porn - photos of naked hot chicks popular among traditionalist wankers.
3. Hardcore porn - highly explicit content favoured by experienced wankers.

I was supposed to finish that report last night but I spent the whole time looking at porn and polishing my knob.

by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007

hand job

also known as the lazy mans' wank. The process by which a woman masturbates a man to the point of climax and ejaculation.

I was tired of wanking myself off, so I asked the nurse to give me a hand job.

by Samantha Fox January 14, 2008

jacking off

applying lubricant to the penis, then rubbing it slowly up and down while viewing images of attractive woman naked or engaging in sex acts. In time, the rhythmic movement will lead to a build-up in excitement. At this point, your sister and her best mate will walk in. It'll be too late to stop and a sticky whitish fluid will shoot out onto your computer screen. The girls will close the door and you will be left in a state of profound shame.

I was jacking off to pictures of Carmen Electra when the nuns walked in.

by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007

tart

A professional slut who poses nude in men's magazines.

There's a nice photo of that tart on page 12, if you're interested in checking it out.

by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007

toss off

A highly elaborate form of masturbation involving pronounced forward movement of both arms.

Anyone planning to toss off is gonna need a lot of space to himself.

by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007

pamela anderson

an attractive woman who was the number one cure for male impotence throughout the 1990s.

Pamela Anderson is better than Viagra!

by Samantha Fox November 10, 2007

knob

1. A penis that is constantly erect.
2. A person who resembles a penis in physical appearance and/or behaviour.

You'll take out someone's eye with your knob sticking out like that.

by Samantha Fox January 6, 2008