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pofer

a girl that is terribly ugly and is in between a possum and a gofer
by Samantha May 13, 2005
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randy orton

A 3rd generation WWE superstar whom will kick all you haters asses. A member of Evolution. A hotter than hell living legend. Hottest man alive. Next WWE champion. BITCH!!!
Randy Orton beat Mick Foley at Backlash.
Randy Orton just RKO'd your ass.
by Samantha June 11, 2004
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winona ryder

not only a wonderful thespian but one the most original characters in Hollywood
"Publicly, Winona is rather approachable. People describe her as nice, friendly, cooperative, and polite. On the other hand, you can sense that she's a troubled lady. Hazy about her purpose in life, she's sensitive and spiritually confused, which has caused her to suffer bouts of depression and panic attacks.

Still, it's most likely that sensitivity that has made her such a wonderful thespian. Even if she's played characters ranging from cheerleaders and teenage wives to rebellious daughters and feminists, she never chooses roles to advance her career. What makes her so special is the fact that she never works just for a paycheck." askmen.com
by Samantha April 22, 2005
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radargun

a person who is able to walk into a room and immediately scout out every hot guy occupying it.
madison is the master radargun because she can always find a stalk-worthy guy
by Samantha July 21, 2004
mugGet the radargunmug.

jello pudding pops

the most awesome yummy popiscle in the world
by samantha May 2, 2005
mugGet the jello pudding popsmug.

chunk

chunk is to throw it down with someone or to fight with someone
ima chunk it out with her and scrape her ass
by samantha April 7, 2005
mugGet the chunkmug.

jelly bracelets

okay pplz look
you all mostly say these bracelets are targeting middle school kids right? well i m a middle school kid atleast right now i am ill be going to high school next year but thats beside the point
the point is the bracelets do have meanings but i can guarantee that they are not the only reason your kids are having sex
i mean the kids that wear them know their meanings if they have any in their area and if they didnt want to do these things then they wouldnt wearing them
also futhermore if kids are not allowed to wear them they are just going to go ahead and keep on wearing them (and you know it) because the more people (even adultz) are denied something the more they want it do also if these bracelets are denied the kids and teens are gonna keep the meanings of the bracelets just w/o the excuse that they had to do it
and more on that point even if they don't know that theses bracelets have a meaning and someone broke one no one is forcing them to do whatever that meaning is its not rape they are doing it willingly and there is nothing you can do about it because like i said earlier they are doing these things because they want to and because they want to see who likes them if they didnt want to do these things they wouldnt buy the braclets in the first place
so in all what i m trying to say is this:
GET OVER YOURSELVES AND YOUR CRAP BECAUSE YOUR KIDS ARE
DOING THESE THINGS WILLINGLY THEY ARE NOT BEING RAPED NOR
ARE THEY BEING FORCED TO DO ANYTHING!!!!!
"ohhh god take those things away from your kids bc ya know the only reason that they are having sex is because of the damn bracelets otherwise they would be perfect little virgins."... my ASS people..

and as for the person who wrote that well read this!!!!!
THESE KIDS ARE DOING THIS TUFF WILLINGLY ITS NOT RAPE NOR ARE THEY BEING FORCED INTO ANYTHING NOR DO THEY HAVE DO THE MEANINGS!!!!! SO GET OVER YOURSELF AND OUR CRAP!!!!!
look i know what all you who are parents are thinking and thats that i need to quit saying that but its the truth and you all need to accept it NOW!!!!!
by Samantha June 2, 2004
mugGet the jelly braceletsmug.

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