Definitions by SalvyZ

auld langxiety 

The kind of anxiety that arises as one bids farewell to the old year at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve.

"Johnny's auld langxiety kicks in at about 11:55p on New Year's Eve as feelings of intense worry overcome him at the prospect of another year of this shit."

auld langxiety by SalvyZ December 15, 2018

Liesure 

Confidence in one’s dishonesty

“Constanza said it’s not lying if you believe it. That’s liesure in a nutshell.”

Liesure by SalvyZ November 28, 2018

agender

a list of gender-related items a gender-obsessed person tries to raise in all conversations.

"Sally doesn't have a hidden agender. She makes everything about gender!"

agender by SalvyZ November 26, 2018

fattire 

clothing people wear when feeling plump

"After a Thanksgiving meal, my fattire usually consists of sweatpants and a baggy sweatshirt."

fattire by SalvyZ November 23, 2018

agreedy 

having or showing an intense and selfish desire for agreement

"Jon just can't relax till we all agree. That dude is an agreedy mo-fo."

agreedy by SalvyZ October 16, 2018

selfluenza

A socially transmitted condition that leads people to become excessively concerned about self-centered interests, such as physical appearance and social status.

"Facebook is the petri dish of selfluenza."

selfluenza by SalvyZ September 12, 2018

inbredelity

the action or state of being unfaithful to a spouse or other sexual partner with a blood relative.

"Did you hear about Frank's inbredelity? He cheated on his wife with his 2nd cousin."

inbredelity by SalvyZ September 12, 2018