Cest

When your redneck ingenuity kicks in.

Oh remember when we went dirtboarding?

Yeah that was pure cest!

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Hoink

A word used in a sentence by itself when you feel ultimate feelings of joy, which usually happens around your friends. Can also be expressed starting with a Y.

“Hoink”

“Damn, I didn’t know you were having this much fun.”

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Weewah

An individual who’s last name is Wheeler but likes to destroy other people’s belongings and annoy them simultaneously.

Yeah I remember Weewah! He’s the reason why you guys have to ride nut to butt on our next ride.

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Queefmaster 2.0

A secret nickname used to describe one of your hot blonde coworkers, who appears to be good at playing with her pussy.

“You see her name on the board?”

“Yeah”

“Wouldn’t it be funny if we erased it then wrote, ‘Queefmaster 2.0’ instead?”

“Heehee W Rizz!”

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Brown Star

The entrance to one’s anal cavity.

“What would you do to her if you were alone together?”
“I would tongue punch her brown star, that’s what what I would do.”

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Durr

When you sit next to a kid on the school bus that obsesses over hummers and his lighted bicycle, but completely ignores your clearly visible hyper sexuality.

“So what’s your favorite Hummer model durr?.”
“Dude I’m trying to stalk my hot blonde coworker! She’s right there next to us.”

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Poontang

A word usually used by derelicts to describe the vagina

“I can’t wait to get some of that poontang tonight”
“Yeah tell me about it.”

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025