Renfrewshire

A worse version of South Lanarkshire

Dave: “What is there to do in Renfrewshire?”
People in general: “…”

by SahaibP March 09, 2024

Newton

Generic name for places.

The best place called Newton is Newton, South Lanarkshire. Though I have not gone to any other Newtons, so don’t take my word for it.

by SahaibP March 09, 2024

Viridian Revolution

A future movement that will begin in Scotland before spreading across the world.

Hopefully the Viridian Revolution comes soon because I have to pee…

by SahaibP March 09, 2024

Lanarkshire

The place where life meets reality.

If only I was from Lanarkshire.

by SahaibP March 09, 2024

Custard Mustard

The name of a Tiddlytubby that is yellow and a superstar.

Custard Mustard is a superstar!!!!!!!!!!

by SahaibP March 09, 2024

tiddlytubby

They are basically a different species of teletubby that evolved sometime in the last decade.

Custard Mustard is the best tiddlytubby by far.

by SahaibP March 09, 2024

South Lanarkshire

The best council area in Scotland and probably the most underrated aside from Renfrewshire or whatever.

Oh I do like to be by South Lanarkshire because it is not on fire currently

by SahaibP March 09, 2024