SahaibP's definitions

Rutherglen

Near Cambuslang

If you go to Rutherglen don't forget to pee on the side of the road.

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

Simon Pandason

The son of Panda, not son of Simon.

He be the chosen one in Dune, he be Simon Pandason.

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

Life in general

Is self-explanatory.

“Life in general is what you are.” - Baby Yoda.

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

And if you have a minute why don’t we go…

Lyrics from the greatest song ever created, I’m not talking about the John Lewis version, but the original. On second thought, probably not the greatest song but in the top 3005.

"And if you have a minute why don’t we go…" sang the world as time paused in the aftermath of a new dawn

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

South Lanarkshire

The best council area in Scotland and probably the most underrated aside from Renfrewshire or whatever.

Oh I do like to be by South Lanarkshire because it is not on fire currently

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

Viridian Revolution

A future movement that will begin in Scotland before spreading across the world.

Hopefully the Viridian Revolution comes soon because I have to pee…

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

Cambuslang

A mediocre place to be.

Simon Pandason: “Do you wanna go to Cambuslang”
Lil Timmy: “Nah bro, fuck you”
Simon Panderson: “Ok!”

by SahaibP March 9, 2024