Newton

Generic name for places.

The best place called Newton is Newton, South Lanarkshire. Though I have not gone to any other Newtons, so don’t take my word for it.

by SahaibP March 09, 2024

Simon Pandason

The son of Panda, not son of Simon.

He be the chosen one in Dune, he be Simon Pandason.

by SahaibP March 09, 2024

Cambuslang

A mediocre place to be.

Simon Pandason: “Do you wanna go to Cambuslang”
Lil Timmy: “Nah bro, fuck you”
Simon Panderson: “Ok!”

by SahaibP March 09, 2024

SP

Best initials to have.

“My name is Simon Pandason but you can call me SP” - Simon Pandason

by SahaibP March 09, 2024

And if you have a minute why don’t we go…

Lyrics from the greatest song ever created, I’m not talking about the John Lewis version, but the original. On second thought, probably not the greatest song but in the top 3005.

"And if you have a minute why don’t we go…" sang the world as time paused in the aftermath of a new dawn

by SahaibP March 09, 2024

Life in general

Is self-explanatory.

“Life in general is what you are.” - Baby Yoda.

by SahaibP March 09, 2024

North Lanarkshire

Reverse South Lanarkshire

They should rename North Lanarkshire to Lanarkshire 2.

by SahaibP March 09, 2024