Newton

Generic name for places.

The best place called Newton is Newton, South Lanarkshire. Though I have not gone to any other Newtons, so don’t take my word for it.

by SahaibP March 09, 2024

Renfrewshire

A worse version of South Lanarkshire

Dave: “What is there to do in Renfrewshire?”
People in general: “…”

by SahaibP March 09, 2024

Viridian Revolution

A future movement that will begin in Scotland before spreading across the world.

Hopefully the Viridian Revolution comes soon because I have to pee…

by SahaibP March 09, 2024

And if you have a minute why don’t we go…

Lyrics from the greatest song ever created, I’m not talking about the John Lewis version, but the original. On second thought, probably not the greatest song but in the top 3005.

"And if you have a minute why don’t we go…" sang the world as time paused in the aftermath of a new dawn

by SahaibP March 09, 2024

tiddlytubby

They are basically a different species of teletubby that evolved sometime in the last decade.

Custard Mustard is the best tiddlytubby by far.

by SahaibP March 09, 2024

South Lanarkshire

The best council area in Scotland and probably the most underrated aside from Renfrewshire or whatever.

Oh I do like to be by South Lanarkshire because it is not on fire currently

by SahaibP March 09, 2024

Rutherglen

Near Cambuslang

If you go to Rutherglen don't forget to pee on the side of the road.

by SahaibP March 09, 2024