Definitions by SahaibP

Cambuslang 

A mediocre place to be.

Simon Pandason: “Do you wanna go to Cambuslang”
Lil Timmy: “Nah bro, fuck you”
Simon Panderson: “Ok!”

Cambuslang by SahaibP March 9, 2024

Simon Pandason 

The son of Panda, not son of Simon.

He be the chosen one in Dune, he be Simon Pandason.

Simon Pandason by SahaibP March 9, 2024

SP 

Best initials to have.

“My name is Simon Pandason but you can call me SP” - Simon Pandason

SP by SahaibP March 9, 2024

Parvez

Greatest surname

“Parvez is the greatest surname” - Tony Blair

Parvez by SahaibP March 9, 2024

And if you have a minute why don’t we go… 

Lyrics from the greatest song ever created, I’m not talking about the John Lewis version, but the original. On second thought, probably not the greatest song but in the top 3005.

"And if you have a minute why don’t we go…" sang the world as time paused in the aftermath of a new dawn

And if you have a minute why don’t we go… by SahaibP March 9, 2024

tiddlytubby

They are basically a different species of teletubby that evolved sometime in the last decade.

Custard Mustard is the best tiddlytubby by far.

tiddlytubby by SahaibP March 9, 2024

Custard Mustard 

The name of a Tiddlytubby that is yellow and a superstar.

Custard Mustard is a superstar!!!!!!!!!!

Custard Mustard by SahaibP March 9, 2024