SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe's definitions

collaborater

1. To be a person who has a prediliction for cheese, eats snails, Likes the bottoms of large, leather clad, German gentlemen (Yes I know it all happened sixty odd years ago, but it's still fun to take the piss out of them!). And responds to danger with a gravity defying upswing of the arms that is so rapid, that small avian flu laden creatures have been propelled across the English (that's ENGLISH, not 'le sodding Mange') Channel by their actions.
2. To be a fully integrated member of the European Economic Community, or whatever the Frogs and Krauts are calling it these days.
3. To be bufoniform,from Bedford and work for a French Bank.

Man in Park: "Is that a cheese eating surrender monkey over there doing aerobics?"
Second Man: "No, I think that's just a Bedford collaborater copying them!"

by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe September 2, 2006

adelphepothia

A condition whereby one has incestuous feelings towards one's sister. Mostly prevelant in areas where there is a high preponderance of ginger haired people with webbed feet and one eye in the middle of the forehead (e.g Bedford or Luton!)

Stanley "Dad! I fancy our Mable, does that make meincesbian?"
Dad: "No my little slack jawed, banjo playing, bedfordian offspring, it just means you have adelphepothia, same as your mother and her brother before her."

by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe September 2, 2006

aulophobia

A phobic condition involving flutes and other woodwind instruments suffered by gentlemen of Arabic descent who have older uncles. see adelphirexia

"Oh irrascable uncle Mohammed of the guild of donkey bottom wipers I cannot do that even though it is a tradition in our family due to my being aulophobic!"

Aulophobia is not thought to be contagious, except in Bedford.

by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe September 2, 2006

bufoniform

To appear as though one originates in Bedford. To be toadlike in appearance.

Mike appeared somewhat bufoniform in looks. This no doubt had a lot to do with working at a French Bank

by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe September 2, 2006

xerophobia

1. A condition suffered by persons from Bedford when they leave their native swamplands. A fear of dryness, or aridity

2. The fear of being caught by one's boss whilst photocopying one's genitalia (that's 'tentacles' if you come from Bedford)

"I was really worried the other day, I was changing the paper tray on the photocopier, when my boss walked in and caught me bent over the machine. It must have looked very odd from where he was standing"
"yes that's a clear case of xerophobia you've got there...Lucky for you that your boss doesn't come from Bedford!"

by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe September 2, 2006

spam

MIlitary slang. A term coined by the British armed forces in the 1980s. Mostly used amongst those serving with the USAF. A shortened form of 'SPASTIC AMERICAN', implying the high esteem with which those MIGBINs serving with the American Armed Forces were held. Especially for their amusing and frequent 'Friendly fire' incidents.

Question "where's the safest place to stand if the SPAMs are attacking you?"

Answer " on the emeny side, as the morons only bomb their allies!"

by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe August 16, 2006

adelphirexia

To have incestuous feelings towards one's nephew. Mostly prevelent in Arabic cultures such as 'Little Bagdad' A.K.A the Edgeware Road in London. Belived to have originated from Shaam el Bedford Wadi in Swampistan.

Mohammed: " most illustrious sister of a thousand camels flatus, I wish to inform you that I have a obtained a state of tumescence in my pink oboe over our Yousef. Is this normal?"

Habibi: " yes, my most glorious of æÇäßÑ ãÚ ÞÖíÈ ÕÛíÑ . Our father Daoud was also a champion of adelphirexia, and he end up in a lovely garden with 99 Virginians being nice to him all day long!"

by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe September 2, 2006