SaM's definitions

tailpipe

To have anal intercourse with someone. Usually against their will.

Jim’s outback getting tailpiped by Ted.

by Sam February 20, 2004

dedder

a person who has had a lapse in memory and therefore realises his/her mistake and proclaims the phrase "oh dedder" originated from retards who couldnt speak properly ie "da da"

simon u missed the turn off! oh dedder!

by sam March 29, 2004

hemriod

when your asshole falls out

not that sean has hemriods he has a bulge in the front and back.

by sam August 21, 2004

v

The 22nd letter of the alphabet.

"Okay class," said Miss Nogard. "Who can tell me the 22nd letter of the alphabet?"
"V," thought Rondi.
"V," thought Benjamin.
"W," thought Ron.
"V," thought Joy.
Miss Nogard called on Ron.
"W," said Ron.
"No, I'm sorry," said Miss Nogard. "The answer was V."
"She should have called on me!" thought Rondi.
"Ron's stupid," thought Joy.
"What an idiot!" thought Benjamin.

by Sam October 10, 2006

custard chucker

A mans love lance or spam javelin, used for urine and semen despatch.

My wank was of epic proportions, my old boy was like a wee custard chucker

by sam April 5, 2004

DIDO

same as what the other person in the conversation said.

what are you doing? nothing. Diddo

by Sam May 10, 2004

principalistic

the act of having prinicpals -cj

23:08 <Cheap_Date> I am a very principalistic person, if thats a vocab term
23:08 <Cheap_Date> if its not, it should be

by sam February 6, 2004