Definitions by SUMFURRYTHING

fly 

A bug with wings that annoying the shit out of you and then eats it

I am going to kill that fly

fly by SUMFURRYTHING June 26, 2016

Coffee 

That brown liquid you see your dad drink every day. Smells good

Coffee is for old people

Coffee by SUMFURRYTHING June 26, 2016

butterflies 

Evil monsters who will suck blood from your eyeballs (or just balls). They fly around and are great Halloween pranks

Butterflies are pieces of shit

butterflies by SUMFURRYTHING June 19, 2016

Potato nuts

When your balls look like potatoes. In other words, very deformed

I am glad I don't have potato nuts

Potato nuts by SUMFURRYTHING June 19, 2016

michael 

Every other dude you meet

There's like 12,390,658 Michaels born a second.

michael by SUMFURRYTHING June 19, 2016

junk mail 

Mans privates

I saw his junk mail

junk mail by SUMFURRYTHING June 19, 2016

Firmly grasp it! 

The act of stabbing someone so hard with a long hard rod to the pound that it rips their skin and goes through their hand, this rod could be a jellyfishing net, knife, or your penis

Firmly grasp it! Or I kill you

Firmly grasp it! by SUMFURRYTHING June 19, 2016