Any flashy, expensive, and/or fast car that a man uses to make up for his small cock. Penis cars can also have big rims, big sound systems, expensive interier, and so on. Ferraris, Bugattis, Corvettes, Porsches, Dodge Vipers, Lamborghinis and Hummers are all penis cars. If you have a penis car, you should trade it in for a mid-size truck, but not a huge on as huge trucks are also penis cars. owners of penis cars are usually caught wearing tight jeans, white cowboy hats and American flag button down shirts.
Man #1: Hey girl, check out my hot new Vette. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Cristal.
Girl: You're obviously trying to make up for something. Go fuck your car's tailpipe if it's so hot.
Man #2: Hey girl, check out my rugged, not so new 1987 Ford Bronco. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Girl: Take me away. I want you to be in me.
Girl: You're obviously trying to make up for something. Go fuck your car's tailpipe if it's so hot.
Man #2: Hey girl, check out my rugged, not so new 1987 Ford Bronco. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Girl: Take me away. I want you to be in me.
by stuart June 03, 2005
A crack dealer who sells real estate and just won fear factor and with the money he won he accuired the words biggest rock.
by stuart June 20, 2006
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Bloody awesome Australian rock band (1981-1998) best known for the songs "Throw Your Arms Around Me" and "Holy Grail". Legends.
Hunters and Collectors are the finest band to ever have originated in Australia and quite possibly the best band in the world.
by Stuart October 13, 2003
Derog. term for male who is driven by sex; Usu. to the point of employing prostitutes for sex on a regular basis.
by Stuart September 08, 2003