willy-warmer

A nicely knitted coat made to keep your willy nice and toasty when it starts to get cold outside.

It's coming up to winter - better get the willy-warmer out.

by Steven November 16, 2003

mewsul

the dead hair follicle at the end of a pubic hair

Clay mills likes to mewsuls with his munge soup.

by steven April 22, 2003

fingerbang

The sexual act where the finger is inserting into the vagina or anus to imitate the motion of an inserted penis. Also: finger, fingerfuck.

Before we had intercourse, he proceeded to arouse me first by fingerbanging my vagina.

by Steven March 26, 2003

zoolander

By far the greatest movie ever made! if there is anyone out there that disagrees they are obviouly mentaly retarted, that or they are one of thoes people who puts down every movie because they are gay!

“If I have a day off I’ll spend four to nine hours in front of the mirror, trying just a tilt of the head or a furrow of my eyelash. I mean my body, my face are my tools.”
“To me it’s all about working hard, having fun, and...then like, working really hard some more... but then having some more fun...”
“This phone is my lifeline. It’s as much a part of me as my blood, or my spleen or my toes.”
-Derek Zoolander

by steven August 17, 2004

tinnitus

The ringing in your ear that is sometimes heard, usually because a sound is too loud.

My music was so loud, I now have chronic tinnitus.

by Steven December 15, 2003

crap boat captain

someone with a extreme amount of genital crabs...mostly from being slutty and having many other diseases.

That girl has to be a crab boat captain with the people she's fucked.

by Steven May 13, 2005

Chill

an adjective showing approval

That kid is mad chill.

The beach is chill.

by Steven August 01, 2003