bedsit

A hideout that saves you money and if you get an electric shower thrown in your laughing.

Bedsits are luck of the draw as you dont know who your gonna get in the next room but generally its like being a student.

"ooh your so much more normal than the last tennant, he lived on a diet of special brew and fish fingers and only washed in a leap year"

by spud February 25, 2005

pronk

Nickname of major league baseball player Travis Hafner. It stands for "half project, half donkey."

Hafner had initiated his run to win the All-Star vote on Monday during a news conference, when he joked that fans should "Vote Pronk," a reference to his nickname.

by Spud August 05, 2004

fonger

someone who licks their own asshole

u fong urself so therefore u r a fonger

by spud June 01, 2003

shazam

used while playing multiplayer halo or any other multiplayer game it means "in your face inferior opponents"
*can only properly be used if yelled

*Shazam* mother fuckers!

by Spud August 09, 2004

spurtle

An implement you use to stir the porridge (roofles)

Michty thats a huge spurtle you've there Hamish. I bet the wee woman loves it.

by spud August 14, 2003

firkin

Something unspeakable you perform with your unmentionables.

Professor Hill caught Jennings having a quick firkin in the lavotories and nearly ended himself on the spot.

by spud July 22, 2003