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Metal Gear

A bipedal tank, capable of launching nuclear missles from anywhere on the face of the planet. Its earliest incarnation was the Shagohod, a tank which, using rocket boosters and about 3 miles of runway, was designed to launch ICBMs. This was destroyed in 1964 during Operation Snake Eater. Metal Gear as we know it today surfaced in 1995 in Outer Heaven, ironically in use by the man who destroyed its earlier model, Big Boss. After being destroyed, another Metal Gear appeared in Zanzibar land. After Solid Snake destroyed it and killed his father, he retired, until 6 years later, the US government decided to build their own model, REX. Liquid Snake and the rest of FOXHOUND took control of the Shadow Moses facility until Solid Snake destroyed it. After that, various models began turning up around the world.
Metal Gear! It can't be!
by Snake March 15, 2005
mugGet the Metal Gearmug.

Laguna Loire

Secondary main character from Final Fantasy 8. Is playable in dream sequences and gets a much better fight theme than the main game. Was in the army with Kiros and Ward, but left to become a freelance journalist and eventually, president of Esthar.

Though not mentioned directly in the game, he is Squall's father.
Squall:.........Whatever.
Laguna: I am your father!
Squall: No!! It cannot be........whatever.
by Snake July 7, 2005
mugGet the Laguna Loiremug.

grungers

The mortal enemy of the Scobe. Like the scobe, can generally be seen wearing a hoody. Except that instead of Nike, Addidas or some stupid rapper, it will advertise Kurt Cobain, or some metal band. Generally wearing baggy pants and long hair that always needs a wash, they do share one interest with the scobe. Hash.

Most grungers become grungers because they claim to not wish to conform to trends. However, in doing so the grungers themselves have become conformists. The only basic difference is the type of music they listen to.
The grungers were hanging around asking for skins.
by Snake January 10, 2006
mugGet the grungersmug.

A1

Someone who is good, genuine, nice, etc. See also Sound
by Snake March 25, 2006
mugGet the A1mug.

Going for a McShit

When you go into McDonalds for the sole purpose of using the bathroom.

Please note: If challenged by the spotty staff member, then your declaration that you will buy food afterwards is a McShit with Lies
I'm going for a McShit
by Snake July 9, 2004
mugGet the Going for a McShitmug.

slackist

one who follows the religion of slackisum
I can't work i'm a slackist
by Snake March 20, 2005
mugGet the slackistmug.

Jessica Alba

Ridiculously good-looking actress that would make a priest reach for the Kleenex.

See Giggedy giggedy giggedy.
by Snake January 28, 2006
mugGet the Jessica Albamug.

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