Definitions by SMITH

quaker 

1.Person who digs holes, eats oatmeal, and occasionally puts oatmeal in these holes as a sacrafice.
2. Dumbass, light skinned, tall, skinny person.

1. Chris is a quaker.
2. Chris is a quaker who cream slammed his own mom.

quaker by smith June 17, 2004

Keira Knightley 

A hell hot chik ...gives u da buttaflies...

'man shes hot'
'yeah thats keira knightley'

Keira Knightley by Smith May 1, 2004

RB26DETT

The legendary Skyline GT-R engine that was built of the R31 SKyline RB20DE. A wikid engine that can floor any bogans in a Holden.

Whatca Got Unda Da Hood Bro?
Yo man, ive got a RB26DETT

RB26DETT by Smith May 1, 2004

pejector

An anus that spews forth hot, digested culinary remnants on an hourly basis. See jaxxor.

Jack's pejector resembles Mount Saint Helens at 9:30 AM every morning after eating Freebirds prepared by the burrito maiden.

pejector by Smith December 3, 2003

BLQ 

A numeric system based on a sliding scale that determines one's tendency towards homosexuality.

After a night of fun with his pejector at Rascals, jaxxor's BLQ peaked at a whopping 17.854, thus rendering him homo.

BLQ by Smith December 3, 2003

lawn gnome 

A demented porn zealot with a big shoe and a Napoleon complex. See Todd.

My pseudovisor at work was a punk-ass lawn gnome.

lawn gnome by Smith November 20, 2003

jaxxor 

Any male who:

a.) Believes that donning a spring dress will impress the nearest alpha male.
b.) Believes that donning a spring dress will cause every female in proximity to magically open their floodgates of sexual desire.
c.) Believes that donning a spring dress is a good idea when inebriated.
d.) Poops incessantly and feels that it is their god-given duty and a Good Thing™ to tell co-workers, friends, and potential female companions alike about the movement's stench, intensity, and satisfying conclusion.

Any guy who would wear a dress because of another man truly is a jaxxor.

jaxxor by Smith November 20, 2003