SHawn's definitions

draft

Tool implemented by governments so that citizens of countries are forced to put their lives on the line fighting wars over values and ideas that do not necessarily reflect their own. From what I understand this is usually done randomly through a lottery system!

1. Since we don't have enough people enlisting in the armed forces we will now reinstate the draft and force you to die for this country. Ain't freedom great?

by Shawn June 1, 2004

acetol

slang for the noun phrase "ass at all", referring to the backside.

no acetol= no ass at all.

That girl is so skinny. She has no acetol. Maybe is she drank some milk, she'd get one.

by shawn February 17, 2004

sphygmic

pertaining to the pulse

Because he had evolved, Jack could see the color that Jill's sphygmic energy omitted.

by shawn December 6, 2003

Saylem.

The chick who is from room with the people and the things.. And yeah.. She is very hot, and very sexy.. And, I want to do her.. Is that possible? I think so. =>

There is not an example for a human BEING.

by Shawn July 26, 2004

telemarketer

An under educated unmotivated group of millions that mantain civil obligations,just like the rest of you dirty sanchez's getting off the jersey turnpike.

I'm following up on a mail piece we recently sent you.

by shawn May 4, 2004

scandy

Short term for scandalous

I heard she was spreading rumors about you. She's so scandy.

by shawn February 17, 2004

Pause

Used to get someone to stop speaking, once something homosexual has been spoken.

Yo son, that was some mo' shit, pause.

by Shawn February 11, 2003