jacked up

Overkill on some material things

Her nails are so jacked up with that jewlery and rhinestones

by shorty April 08, 2003

Penny whore

People throw pennies at her because thats what shes worth

Megan is a penny whore

by Shorty June 07, 2003

Numtard

Someone who is really stupid!

Just do us a fav...and shut up!

by Shorty July 25, 2004

turtle

what elderly women call the coochie

"Look at lil Sussy, giving up her turtle to them fast lil boyz"

by Shorty May 13, 2005

Dirty Bird

Someone whose mind is usually in the gutter (i.e. dirty thoughts)

"Have you seen my spectacles?"
"What??? Testicles?"
"Dirty bird."

OR

Howard Stern is a dirty bird.

by Shorty January 28, 2004

Fritz

An eater of paint chips, valve oil, and M&M's stuck in a mellophone for a season.

Molly and I: Fritz, those are paint chips.

Fritz: I know *hahahahaha*

by Shorty August 12, 2004

CIF

Can I f@#k

Rick: Mary are we still going out tonight?
Mary: yes, where you wanna go?
Rick: well it depends, CIF??

by shorTy August 18, 2012