Talula 

A girl that has a qwarky personality, Talula doesn’t whare makeup .... because she is naturally hot !

“ is that Talula? Wow she thicc😛”

Talula by Woooow_snoww13 July 13, 2019

Talula 

Talulas are hella cute and super nice all the time. They doubt themselves even though they are beautiful and talented.

Talula is my baby.

Talula by Luluismybaby August 15, 2020

talula 

A dog that a typical old IB TOK teacher owns. Usually brought into the classroom at a deathly hour of 7 am every Wednesday. This dog has a tendency to crap on the floor and the rest of the students suffer the aroma whilst in the same room.

Ew! Ms. Kinegal brought in Talula again and she closed the door on us.

talula by kleaie February 17, 2005

Talula 

Talulah was diagnosed with a deadly disease 7 years ago and was supposed to die with the USA only it was a misdiagnosis. It happens. She is not here to mate, hate, or date. She is also awkward and cannot wait to live.

WTF is Talula doing TODAY?

Talula by Anita Nap July 1, 2022

Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii 

Pretty much the most ridiculous name ever given to a child, or at least given to a nine-year-old child from New Zealand. A judge ordered the parents to change it so that the poor girl wouldn't have to die a lonely old spinster because nobody wants to touch a girl named Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. That's assuming she even lives that long and isn't brutally beaten to death before sixth grade. In the end the parents lost custody of her, a relatively fitting reward.
Had they been Chinese they would've been shot on sight, little girl included, so they're lucky in that respect.

"Oh my god, what a beautiful baby we have. She's so pure! What the hell do we name it?"
"How about Talula? I saw it on a train station wall."
"That's retarded! What, are you high?"
"Always."
"Oh, good. I was thinking we should name her something with grit and integrity, something like Does The Hula From Hawaii. Our baby's gonna be big, so it needs a big name with at least one state, one article, and definitely one verb."
"Babe, how about we mix the names and call it Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii?"
"That's completely fucking asinine! I love it, I love you!"
"Gimme that birth certificate! Is there a "y" in Hawaii?"

Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii by Histories Mysteries January 24, 2009

Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii 

79.3% of Gen-Alpha kids born to celebrities

"Hey, are you sure you want to name your child Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii ?"

"YES, TAKE MY MONEYYY!"

"Okay..."

Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii by Justgivemetheviruslink April 15, 2023

talula rain

when you got to pee really bad but when you go only a little comes out and it sucks like a mother

Raymond: so did you go?
Me: yeah :/
Raymond: Talula Rain?
Me: mmhm...
Raymond: sucks dude
Me: i'll got to go in a bit then.

talula rain by Shosho October 31, 2007