SAMMY's definitions

purple jelly

a pefect amount of liquid hydocodine mixed in with a perfect amount of sprite. A Houstin original.
AKA purple sprite

I got purple jelly in my cup

by SAMMY May 22, 2006

TIK

Totally Insanely Kosher

"Today was so TIK, I went to my fave band's concert"

by Sammy September 22, 2004

black trash

to be politically correct, the racial equivalent of white trash. tis a logical conclusion....

poor, useless black person

by sammy February 19, 2004

heroin

big or fake titties, derived from the show nip/tuck, when heroin was smuggled in the country through silicone

dam christina aguilera got some heroin!

by sammy November 12, 2003

Doctor Phil

Some redneck slut from America who thinks he can solve marriages and shit but really he just loves the Arizona Asshole! Makes a great prank call soundboard though:)

Doctor Phil howz it going?
Your blue eyed and bushy tailed!
CATHY, I wanted you to start living as a gay women!

by sammy April 28, 2003

Pemberton

a small ass red neck town near whistler,,,homofobic little fuck town

Wow u must be from pemberton.

by sammy June 19, 2006

Cougar

An older plastic looking chick found groaping unsuspecting males at the bar. Usually accompanied by their daughter, and or other cougar friends.

Yo Mike, I shagged that cougar from the bar last night.

by Sammy March 25, 2003