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Addy

Youngest Sister of the three Pharmaceutical Stygian Witches. Kindest and Sweetest of the Three.

Person 1: You know that girl Addy.
Person 2: I've spent many moons making Love to Addy.

by RyanFNation September 30, 2018

Tina

Middle of the three Pharmaceutical Stygian Witches. Coldest and Most Ferocious of the three. Favorite amongst StarChildren.

Person 1: Have you met Tina?
Person 2: That one stole my soul. She can have it.

by RyanFNation October 1, 2018

Molly

Eldest of the three Pharmaceutical Stygian Witches. Her Love comes at a High Price. Her Love heals or destroys.

Person 1: Have you met Molly?
Person 2: Best rebound I've ever had.

by RyanFNation October 1, 2018

Girl Next Door

The girl you grew up playing hide and seek with. The girl that saves baby squirrels. The girl you rode your bike to see. The girls that went to church with you. The girl you named a star after. The girl you met on a blind date. The girl you met in self-defense class. The girl that may or may not be your baby's mom. The girl that you crowned Bartender. The girl that made you feel like white trash royalty. The girl that works with your mom. The girl that played guitar hero with you. The girl that has your godchildren. The girl that took a random shot at engagement. The girl that's your favorite Number. The girl that no matter how long it's been since you've seen her, your heart skips a beat at the very sight of her. We should all be so lucky.

Me: I typically go after the Girl Next Door type.
GND: I know, idiot, I know.

by RyanFNation October 1, 2018

Her

A girl worth going insane for. A girl worth breaking for. The girl that makes you realize all your bullshit has grown old and run its course. The girl that no matter what other woman has entered your field of view, they're still not Her. However, everytime a Her is made, a Him is made to balance the Cosmos.

Person 1: Who's that chic over there?

Person 2: That ain't no chic. That's a Princess. That's Her.

by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

PlayBoy

A psuedonym in the prison system given to a man that sexually "plays" with young men or boys. The relationship is akin to that of the Pederasts and Catamites of ancient Greece.

Person 1: Have you seen PlayBoy?
Person 2: Ya, he's back at Florence and Normandy with some fresh meat.

by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

ReRun

An old, dusty motherfucker that looks like the Hobbit version of Ashy Larry. He may need baby powder on his head and chest, and his elbows and corns may need a little vaseline, but give him time. His tell-tale cloud of dust that follows him and his obsessive-compulsive desire to watch Oprah and Days of Our Lives reruns will soon endear him to you in a way you never thought possible. You'll eventually call him, Brother.

Person 1: Yo, you seen ReRun?
Person 2: Oprah on, he'll be back at it shortly. Dusty as ever.

by RyanFNation October 7, 2018