RyanFNation's definitions
A girl worth going insane for. A girl worth breaking for. The girl that makes you realize all your bullshit has grown old and run its course. The girl that no matter what other woman has entered your field of view, they're still not Her. However, everytime a Her is made, a Him is made to balance the Cosmos.
by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

Eldest of the three Pharmaceutical Stygian Witches. Her Love comes at a High Price. Her Love heals or destroys.
by RyanFNation October 1, 2018

Author of "A Drink from the Looking Glass." Made most of his Literary Works while incarcerated in the Hole at the LCJ. He's probably still there right now.
by RyanFNation February 27, 2019

The girl you grew up playing hide and seek with. The girl that saves baby squirrels. The girl you rode your bike to see. The girls that went to church with you. The girl you named a star after. The girl you met on a blind date. The girl you met in self-defense class. The girl that may or may not be your baby's mom. The girl that you crowned Bartender. The girl that made you feel like white trash royalty. The girl that works with your mom. The girl that played guitar hero with you. The girl that has your godchildren. The girl that took a random shot at engagement. The girl that's your favorite Number. The girl that no matter how long it's been since you've seen her, your heart skips a beat at the very sight of her. We should all be so lucky.
by RyanFNation October 1, 2018

The Anonymous Poet from Northeast Ohio that left his writings in the caddy bathroom at a country club. The bathroom was nicknamed, "The Dungeon."
Some come here to sit and think,
Others come here to shit and stink.
Me, I come to scratch my balls,
And read the writing on the walls. -SP
They paint these walls to stop my pen,
But the Shithouse Poet has struck again! -SP
Some come here to sit and think,
Others come here to shit and stink.
Me, I come to scratch my balls,
And read the writing on the walls. -SP
They paint these walls to stop my pen,
But the Shithouse Poet has struck again! -SP
Person 1: Do you know the Shithouse Poet?
Person 2: That's a Northeast Ohio Legend. Have a nice day, Officer.
Person 2: That's a Northeast Ohio Legend. Have a nice day, Officer.
by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

The Queen of the Road Warrior Orion also known as Ghost Rider. The Heart of Orion was often in the passenger's seat and gave permission for Orion to summon Ghost Rider by answering a question, "Do you trust me?" She always answered "yes". Orion and Ghost Rider always got Her home safe, either at 25 MPH, or 125 MPH.
by RyanFNation October 19, 2018

Famed officer of the Willoughby PD. Whether he tickets you or not, you'll leave the experience knowing you've been treated fairly and everyone's best intentions were kept in mind. When in doubt, Action it out.
Person 1: Have you met Action Jackson?
Person 2: Dude gave me a ticket and I thanked him for it. Then he had another officer give me a ride home. I'm so confused.
Person 2: Dude gave me a ticket and I thanked him for it. Then he had another officer give me a ride home. I'm so confused.
by RyanFNation October 7, 2018
