Cofounder of El Consejo del Seguiradad.
by RyanFNation September 24, 2018
The girl you grew up playing hide and seek with. The girl that saves baby squirrels. The girl you rode your bike to see. The girls that went to church with you. The girl you named a star after. The girl you met on a blind date. The girl you met in self-defense class. The girl that may or may not be your baby's mom. The girl that you crowned Bartender. The girl that made you feel like white trash royalty. The girl that works with your mom. The girl that played guitar hero with you. The girl that has your godchildren. The girl that took a random shot at engagement. The girl that's your favorite Number. The girl that no matter how long it's been since you've seen her, your heart skips a beat at the very sight of her. We should all be so lucky.
by RyanFNation October 01, 2018
Don't let the name fool you. This man's personality and character are anything but bland. World-renowned penitentiary cook. Able to conjure culinary magic using a microwave. Even with the dust cloud from ReRun fouling the air, his cooking prowess is something like that of the Iron Chef. His appearance is best described as the adult version of Rollo Brown. Microphone afro head and all.
by RyanFNation October 07, 2018
by RyanFNation October 01, 2018
Eldest of the three Pharmaceutical Stygian Witches. Her Love comes at a High Price. Her Love heals or destroys.
by RyanFNation October 01, 2018
The Anonymous Poet from Northeast Ohio that left his writings in the caddy bathroom at a country club. The bathroom was nicknamed, "The Dungeon."
Some come here to sit and think,
Others come here to shit and stink.
Me, I come to scratch my balls,
And read the writing on the walls. -SP
They paint these walls to stop my pen,
But the Shithouse Poet has struck again! -SP
Some come here to sit and think,
Others come here to shit and stink.
Me, I come to scratch my balls,
And read the writing on the walls. -SP
They paint these walls to stop my pen,
But the Shithouse Poet has struck again! -SP
Person 1: Do you know the Shithouse Poet?
Person 2: That's a Northeast Ohio Legend. Have a nice day, Officer.
Person 2: That's a Northeast Ohio Legend. Have a nice day, Officer.
by RyanFNation September 24, 2018
"It all depends on what your definition of the word 'is' is." In other words, it's person specific. Mind your own business.
Person 1: That's not Natural.
Me: Neither is your obsessive-compulsive desire to control how I think, feel, and act.
Me: Neither is your obsessive-compulsive desire to control how I think, feel, and act.
by RyanFNation September 24, 2018