Ryan 's definitions

escatruck

Escalade Ext - Escalade mixed with truck becomes escatruck

"bob's rollin in the escatruck to the clubs. Let's ball in that!"

by ryan October 21, 2004

Pimp dick

When your penis is used in a females vagina quite frequently

Damn Bill's got a crazy pimp dick

by Ryan April 20, 2005

food porn

Close-up images of juicy, delicious food in advertisements.

Oh, that McDonalds ad was like food porn. I want a Big Mac sooo bad.

by Ryan April 12, 2005

tim duncan

To be the most consistent basketball player to ever play the game. To dominate boths ends of the court. To achieve stats without effort.

Hi my names Tim Duncan and im modestly the best in the NBA

by Ryan May 31, 2004

Rusty Trombone

Having a girl lick your asshole while giving you a hand job.

"The orchestra of fucking sounded much better with that Rusty Trombone."

by Ryan May 24, 2004

scruggin'

Having sexual intercourse.

I've been scruggin yer sister. Why don't you have big titties like her?

by ryan May 14, 2004

foggels

when you place your testicals over someones eyes to blind them. The same way a pilot uses foggels to practice blind flying.

My wife said that the light was to bright in the bed room, so I gave her some foggels to help her vision.

by Ryan November 22, 2004