douche mongrel

one who irritates the hell out of you; see also: asshole, dickwad, douche bag
dude, you're such a douche mongrel.
by Ryan January 08, 2004
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rollar coastar

my rollar coaster was a loopdy loop last night.
by Ryan December 14, 2004
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pressed

to pressure a member of the opposite sex or same sex for reasons of sexual favors.
Yo, i pressed that hoe sally. She put out like a loose slot in vegas.
by Ryan March 28, 2005
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Jakalope

An extremely hot singer that i would like to titty fuck, have anal sex with, 69, missionary etc. for 10 hours straight and then do it again the next day.
Jakalope is extrememly sexy.
by Ryan December 28, 2004
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issajeep

"That issajeep stole my car!"
by Ryan June 14, 2004
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far too frail

insanely breakable emotionaly or phsysicaly where The slightest insult can cause you to develop an eating disorder.
also a awesome skinny puppy song!
lovers and legions i've seen your whore try not to reason forsaken i'm poor
fire nerves and dissension flying at a glare a ginger reaction whisper care
a hairpin decision falls against the brain
to formulate the anguish and alleviate the pain
the silence is warning soul search nothing can't regain reach for air
scenes of a cheap thrill summon an old ghost
the foremost and sterile suffering one lost to
face the potential for fantasy and flair forever and forgiving summon
me and dare they keep on the mainstream forging their demise while
playing with the hopeless not facing their own lies
the symptoms of recourse i've seen nothing overspill, far too frail!!
by Ryan January 10, 2005
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pigs

pigs are they sworn enemy of the skateboarders. pigs are usually fat, bald, ugly, and eat alot of doughnuts.
sk8er hate those damn pigs
by ryan December 08, 2004
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