Definitions by Ryan

Surt

The process of giving yourself oral sex causing muscle strain.

Honey, I caught Josh giving himself a Surt!

Surt by Ryan July 28, 2004

The Butterfly Effect

A part of the chaos theory that states that one small change in a situation(expieramental noise) can drastically change the outcome of an event. Butterfly comes from the example of the flap of a butterfly's wing altering the atmosphere around it causing(or preventing) a major event somewhere else.

Also a movie with that Ashton Cootchie

Example 1: The Butterfly effect is a cool mathematical theory.

Example 2: The Butterfly effect was supposedly based on Chaos Theroy although there is no correlation whatsoever.

The Butterfly Effect by Ryan July 26, 2004

Megalomaniac 

1)Someone obsessed with power

2)A kick ass song by incubus

1) George W. Bush

2)You're no Jesus.....no fuckin' elvis

Megalomaniac by Ryan July 26, 2004

pouty cakes

When an individual is consistently complaining because they can't have what they want.

Lea was being a pouty cakes after I told her she couldn't s*ck my d*ck.

pouty cakes by Ryan July 25, 2004

Austin 

1. The capital of Texas.

2. Live music capital of the world.

1. President Bush was the Governor of Texas from Austin.

2. Austin City Limits Music Festival is coming up soon, so go buy tickets.

Austin by RYAN July 23, 2004

eggjob 

an alias for one luke hansen, often the focus of such phrases as "if you wanted you could seduce a nun into bed" and "if you wanted too, you could seduce GODZILLA into bed"

so i was talking to eggjob, and he was like

eggjob: ....nobody but us is ever going to read this

eggjob by ryan July 22, 2004

stunna 

A stunna is a person, usually a male, defined by, but not limited to, the following characteristics:

Driving a car, often a Honda or other slow import, "hunched over," with the left hand at the top of the wheel and half the upper body well past the right edge of the seat.

Driving in the above described position with a visor hanging from the windshield.

Adorning the exterior of one's vehicle with useless body kits, vinyl graphics, company logos, wings, etc.

see ugly

Placing ice and neons in the interior of the car, and having a stereo system loud enough to shake a 2 block radius while being heavy enough to sink the vehicle to the bumpstops.

Wearing a hat, preferrably of "trucker" style, sideways and/or only half on the head.

see trucker hat
see von dutch

Numerous more exist, but the main have been outlined above.

Look at that stunna in the kitted probe!

That dumb stunna is trying to dorifto in his civic.

stunna by Ryan July 19, 2004