Definitions by Rupert Tippens

wipie 

The rag you keep next to your bed or under it to clean up sprog; aka cum, after you have finished having a wank.

It is almost unbearable to use my wipie now it started to develope a crust. Seriously, i haven't washed it for that long...

wipie by Rupert Tippens May 23, 2006

dendrophiliac

A person who fucks plants.

"Man, oh, man. I got thorns all over my dick from that rose bush I had yesterday" Adam the dendrophiliac said.

dendrophiliac by Rupert Tippens May 23, 2006

deuteronomy

A damn fine little vagina

Francessco has the hottest deuteronomy box ever

deuteronomy by Rupert Tippens May 23, 2006

poon pond 

the wet patch left on your sheets after you fuck a chick; female ejaculation on your bed sheets

"You should have seen the poon pond Jessica left on my couch last night".

poon pond by Rupert Tippens May 23, 2006

porno movies 

Gratuitous sex or sexual acts on film. A person or people fucking or indulging in sexual activity on film. eg. porn on film, or DVD. Made by professional porn stars or amatures from home or other such place.

"You should see the porno movies I bought yesterday. Boy, is there some hardcore fucking on them"

porno movies by Rupert Tippens May 23, 2006

Snapperhead 

Man with a small penis, a small penis.

Frankie never changed in front of other people, or had a piss in a urinal due to his snapperhead penis.

Snapperhead by Rupert Tippens May 23, 2006

moosie 

Noun; the name you call a person of endearment, but without sounding endearing.

Yo, Chubi, ya big Moosie, S'up?

moosie by Rupert Tippens May 23, 2006