Ruhbee!'s definitions

women and children

Chicken and eggs of any preparation, but most commonly the health-nut favorite, chicken and egg whites.

Waitress - "You ready to order?"

Customer - "Yes please, I'll have the women and children, whites only, wheat toast no butter, a side of fruit and an O.J. Oh, and can you please bring some salsa with that too?"

Waitress - "Comin right up honey."

by Ruhbee! February 2, 2008

Fruitopia

Any gay-friendly community or region.

Hawaiian laws on gay-marriage have made it quite a fruitopia.

There are few fruitopias as notorious as San Francisco.

The well-known fruitopia of West Hollywood,(AKA "boystown") was the first city in the US to enact a law banning cat-declawing.

by Ruhbee! August 10, 2006

midnight lunch

A social meal enjoyed in the middle of the night. Less formal than a regular dinner, yet more sexually productive than a mid-day lunch, the midnight lunch makes for the perfect compromise offered to a booty-call desiring a meal and a public appearance, yet not deserving of prime-time pricing.

Since most fine restaurants are closed at this time, one can get away with treating their date to an economical meal at Denny's or a taco shop while appearing to be the victim of circumstance, rather than just cheap.

"Hey Steve, Boquisha was telling her girls you two went out on a date last Tuesday, is that true?"
-Clarence

"Hardly, she came over and we went in the jacuzzi and did our thing. I got hungry after so I decided to treat her to a midnight lunch at Bennigans."
- Steve

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"Hey baby, I saw you were online, thought you might be up for a little swim and a midnight lunch..."
-Boy

"Sounds good, I love Denny's ranch dressing, do you have a wifebeater I can borrow? I lost my swimsuit.."
-Girl

by Ruhbee! December 9, 2007

care bear stare

The often intimidating gaze of undivided lust issued by a gay man towards his prey. Characteristics include upright posture, an inflated chest, a forward-titled head, upward gaze and nothing less than a Mona Lisa smile.

The Christmas party was fantastic with the exception that once the company wet-eyes got a few drinks in them they lined up and gave me ten minutes of the Care Bear Stare.

by Ruhbee! August 22, 2006

Agoognostic

One who believes there is not enough evidence to neither prove nor disprove the existance of Google.

Terrance, a chronic fence-sitter in all public debates, is a great businessman who avoids controversy by finding and massaging the common bone in everyone he meets. It is unclear what is at the center of his scientific compass, but when asked his position on Google, he replied he was agoognostic.

by Ruhbee! October 29, 2007

Mr. Whispers

A shy and feminine gay man, truly submissive in nature.

Although Mr. Whispers' dreams were never heard, they were seen in his whistful wet eyes.

by Ruhbee! August 10, 2006

Boardnailer

One who talks for no reason other than to meet their daily word quota. A nonproductive speaker. One who is starving for attention and reaching for it with their tongue.

Etymology: The words stems from the contrast between a constructor,(one who hammers nails into boards in order to build something) and a boardnailer,(one who does not see the bigger picture, only thinks that hammering nails is in and of itself productive).

Steve - "My girlfriend is such a boardnailer. When I get home from work I just want to relax, but if Jen hasn't hammered her nails for the day I have to listen to the racket"
Marcus - "I feel you. Get her a girlfriend and a treadmill, that's what I did."

Simon - "It's weird, my wife can talk for an hour without saying a thing"
Jason - "So, you married a boardnailer. I'm sorry.."

by Ruhbee! January 11, 2008