Puter Impotent

Lack of computer. Lack of comupter skills.

"foobar1: she has a sn but she's never on it
foobar2: she must be puter impotent"

by Ruben Mothballs January 26, 2003

safe

Acronym for Stomach Acquired Flagrant Erection

Damnit, I have a safe right before getting in front of the class

by Ruben Mothballs January 26, 2003

idc

Shorthand form for "I Don't Care".

Person1: what did you think about that play?
Person2: idc for it

by Ruben Mothballs July 05, 2003

bwac

Boner With A Cause

"Man, after looking at her, I have a bwac."
"Dude, did you see that sexy bwac over there?"
"That attractive girl is a bwac."

The opposite of bwac is lope.

by Ruben Mothballs January 26, 2003

Condom

shrink wrap for one's penis; scumbag

Wow, those condoms make your dick look small

by Ruben Mothballs January 26, 2003

idk

Shorthand form for "I Don't Know".

Person1: what do you want to do today?
Person2: idk you pick

by Ruben Mothballs July 05, 2003

silf

Sister I'd Like To Fuck

I was like hey wargo, he goes what do you want, I said besides your sister and then he threw a sandwich at me in disgust

by Ruben Mothballs June 16, 2003