Ruben Mothballs's definitions

safe

Acronym for Stomach Acquired Flagrant Erection

Damnit, I have a safe right before getting in front of the class

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

hooking

Penalty in hockey, also known as ice prostituion

2 minute penalty for hooking. Damnit Nick, why did you get called for ice prostitution?

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

idk

Shorthand form for "I Don't Know".

Person1: what do you want to do today?
Person2: idk you pick

by Ruben Mothballs July 5, 2003

lope

Acronym for Limp Old Penis Erection. In other words, meaning when you see a beautiful woman and then some disgusting obese amazon walks by, getting rid of your erection, as your penis falls, it is a lope.

That chick is hot!<pointing left> She isnt, what a lope. Oh no.

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

bwac

Boner With A Cause

"Man, after looking at her, I have a bwac."
"Dude, did you see that sexy bwac over there?"
"That attractive girl is a bwac."

The opposite of bwac is lope.

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

o_O

A state of shock and dismay.

"foobar1: my puter doesnt open this prog
foobar2: o_O"
"foobar1: o_O thats an odd error"

AKA: O_o, =o

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

pefnar

Penis Erection For No Apparent Reason

"Dude, I was sitting in English class and I got a pefnar."
"There aren't any hot chicks in my Spanish class, but I had a pefnar today."

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003