Ruben Mothballs's definitions

hooking

Penalty in hockey, also known as ice prostituion

2 minute penalty for hooking. Damnit Nick, why did you get called for ice prostitution?

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

Condom

shrink wrap for one's penis; scumbag

Wow, those condoms make your dick look small

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

Puter Impotent

Lack of computer. Lack of comupter skills.

"foobar1: she has a sn but she's never on it
foobar2: she must be puter impotent"

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

pefaar

Penis Erection For An Apparent Reason

(see: bwac)

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

safe

Acronym for Stomach Acquired Flagrant Erection

Damnit, I have a safe right before getting in front of the class

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

pefnar

Penis Erection For No Apparent Reason

"Dude, I was sitting in English class and I got a pefnar."
"There aren't any hot chicks in my Spanish class, but I had a pefnar today."

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

o_O

A state of shock and dismay.

"foobar1: my puter doesnt open this prog
foobar2: o_O"
"foobar1: o_O thats an odd error"

AKA: O_o, =o

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003