24 definitions by Royal Cunninglinguist Society

An neighbourhood that is typically clean, crime free and has high property values but whose Yuppie (aka Caucasian)inhabitants claim is tough in order to gain street-cred with their peers.
"Charles says High Park isn't safe anymore but we know its still The Whood"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009
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A type of purposeful stride used in an office when wanting others to falsely perceive how busy and industrious you are. Usually accompanied by a facial expression of faux concern whilst carrying some non-descript documents.
"I've seen Rodney from the 2nd Floor pass by here three times today. I think he's on Workabout"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 4, 2009
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Name of the spontaneous, uncontrollable and often embarassing flatulence emitted by a male while standing at a urinal.
"I was pissing next to Frankie at the gym and he totally blew the urinal horn. Stinky bastard."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009
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Having to be extremely quiet and discreet during the act of cunnilingus.
"Danielle's roommate was home so I had to shhminge her out."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 4, 2009
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When a female becomes too aggressive during the sucking of testicles and causes pain, bruising or breaks skin through the overuse of teeth.
"Danielle was an animal with the balls last night. You should see the poor buggers, it's Murder She Scrote down there."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 10, 2009
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An elaborate handlebar moustache that harkens to the 1970's - as worn by a member of the Hebrew faith.
"Yo Andy, check out Rabbi Kaufmann's Fu Man Ju! That's one funky 'stache!"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009
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A person who only cheers for "Amazing Race" contestants based on the team's ethnicity.
"Carlos is betting on Mark & Michael to win this season. He's such an Amazing Raceist."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009
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