Rory's definitions

Xbox 360

Microsofts New Console. see sexy

This is a silver box of wonders

by rory May 15, 2005

Bass Guitar

The Sexiest Instrument In the World.

mmmm i love my sexy fender jazz

by rory May 15, 2005

e-penis

One of the most popular words used by moronic Something Awful writers. A word that encourages a false sense of esteem within someone who knows themself to be inferior. Like those that say SUV drivers have tiny dicks.

"Rory, you just don't like anyone, and you must just have a tiny dick and a fat-ass car"
"Hey, I hate SUVs and guys who brag about the latest hardware they got for their tower, or their pimped out Mac; but that expression is so tired, it just makes you look like a jackass. And, hell, even /b/ might be more retarded, but at least they're funny"
SA: "e-penis, lol"

by Rory January 6, 2007

doing a joe

Doing a Joe is when you go to the toilet in public after ordering a traditional breakfast in order to cut yourself while making yourself throw up.

Guy No 1: "Hey where'd Tom go?"
Guy No 2: "Oh he's in the bathroom doing a Joe."

by Rory September 3, 2007

Polynesian Handshake

The sexual act of shitting into your own hand and then giving someone a handjob.

I once knew this guy that wouldn't jack off unless it was a Polynesian handshake...

by Rory September 3, 2007

Orange

1.the colour of an orange
2.the ppl in the north,i.e William of Orange(netherlands)

''those fuckin orange bastards''
''man gimme a fuckin orange''

by rory October 16, 2003

Tila Nguyen

not hottest asian girl alive, hottest girl alive. period.

u know im right

by Rory December 4, 2003