Rory's definitions

SKOM

1)Some Kind Of Monster.
2)Metallica's film on the recording sessions of St. Anger.
3)One of the most different Metallica songs to date.

Dude I just saw SKOM last night, it kicked ass!!

by Rory July 18, 2005

Alcoholica

1) a name the press gave Metallica a famous metal band for their habits of drinking a lot of beer

Dude, Metallica drinks so much beer they should be called Alcoholica!

by Rory June 5, 2005

leroy jenkins

A now popular (April/May 2005) mantra used by people online. Usually before running into a large crowd of enemies in Online Role Playing Games.
Named after a vidoe made in World of Warcraft where a guy runs into a huge crowd of creatures yelling "Leeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins!"

(referring to odds of beating creatures)
1st Guy: Well that's a lot better than we usually do.
Leroy Jenkins: Alright, times up, let's do this. Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy JJJjjjjjenkinsss.
....<entire group is killed by the creatures>...
2nd Guy: Leroy, you are just stupid.
Leroy: Least I ain't chicken.

by Rory June 3, 2005

Xbox 360

Microsofts New Console. see sexy

This is a silver box of wonders

by rory May 15, 2005

Bass Guitar

The Sexiest Instrument In the World.

mmmm i love my sexy fender jazz

by rory May 15, 2005

smartball

A sexercise toy inserted into the vagina and in the shape of two balls that stimulates the vaginal muscles and causes the wearer to do her kegels all day. Feels like ticklish/pleasurable and sometimes overwhelming rumbling.

Maria can't walk because she's using her Smartballs and the sensation is too distracting.

by Rory May 13, 2005

poon

Means your foreskin, the part of your penis that gets cut off when you're circumcised.

He didn't have any poon on him

by Rory May 13, 2005