Rook's buddy's definitions

hillbilly fabulous

The rural equivalent of ghetto fabulous. Also something or someone that appeals to hillbillies or trailer trash. Daisy Duke is "hillbilly fabulous."

Things that are hillbilly fabulous:
Guns
Pickup trucks
Marlboro Light cigarettes (Females only)
NASCAR
monster trucks
double-wide trailer
Texas
Michigan

by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010

Douchnozzle

A douchnozzle is an individual who is less than, or lower than, a douchbag. These individuals cannot be compared to the entire apparatus, but can only be reasonably compared to the business end of the device: The greasy, nasty little tip.

Look at that douchnozzle riding that scooter wearing those faggy-looking red, white and blue fingerless gloves! Rock on EASY RIDER!
Also, virtually all males seen driving convertibles with the top down and the windows up are douchnozzles.

Another example of a douchnozzle is anybody with a Batman tattoo.

by Rook's Buddy May 7, 2010

cat-rancher

Normally a woman, often in her forties or older, who lives with multiple cats. She will drive you insane when she shows you endless pictures of her herd of cats. She has a story about each and every feline, (each one is SOOO adorable,) and she can't wait to share them with you. You definitely don't want to sit next to a cat-rancher on an airplane or train.

1. Those women hang out with each other too much. They better be careful, or they will end up being cat-ranchers!

2. That cat-rancher in the waiting room drove me nuts. Too bad she had an iPad, because it made it easy for her to show me all those boring pictures.

by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010

tampon troll

A debasing and nasty term for a lesbian, "tampon troll" is synonymous with bull-dyke. A tampon troll can often be found in non-traditional careers and jobs for females, such as: Police Officer, security guard, airline pilot and Border Patrol Agent. Female military officers are often tampon trolls.

Missing a penis, the tampon troll is jealous of, and generally resentful of males.

1. Check out that tampon troll! She has her cigarettes rolled up in her shirt sleeve!
2. That tampon troll sure looks frightening when she wears that tool belt.
3. That cop that ticketed me for speeding was a nasty tampon troll. What a cunt! I bet she would not have cited me had I been an attractive woman.

by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010

tar twat

"Tar twat" is a derogatory term for a woman who smokes cigarettes excessively. Her smoking makes her whole body reek of nicotine, and negatively effects the odor of her vaginal cavity. Kissing her is like kissing an ashtray, and eating her pussy is like licking an ashtray.

1. I really like that woman, but I can't go down on her, because she is such a tar twat.

2. The BBW I've been fucking is really cool to be around, but she is a huge tar twat. I just can't eat her pussy, so i diddle her with my fingers instead.

by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

Michigan hillbilly

A people who migrated to Michigan from the coal-producing states of Appalachia. To include: Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky and Tennessee. A Southern accent is often detectable in these people. Often Michigan hillbillies will have relatives in the Southern states.

1. Those Michigan hillbillies sure love those pickup trucks with big tires! (Monster truck Big Foot came from Michigan.)

2. Michigan hillbilly family interaction:
Son: Mom, I'm really horny.

Mother: That's alright Sonny, you can stay home tonight and fuck your sister!

by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010

insufferable bitch

A woman who is extremely difficult to tolerate for any reasonable length of time. This normally due to a personality defect, or a disorder of the mind. Often these unfortunates are medicated with psychotropic drugs.

1. That woman became an insufferable bitch when she didn't take her medication.

2. One wonders what happened to her that made her such an insufferable bitch.

by Rook's Buddy May 11, 2010