41 definitions by Rook's buddy
A people who migrated to Michigan from the coal-producing states of Appalachia. To include: Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky and Tennessee. A Southern accent is often detectable in these people. Often Michigan hillbillies will have relatives in the Southern states.
1. Those Michigan hillbillies sure love those pickup trucks with big tires! (Monster truck Big Foot came from Michigan.)
2. Michigan hillbilly family interaction:
Son: Mom, I'm really horny.
Mother: That's alright Sonny, you can stay home tonight and fuck your sister!
2. Michigan hillbilly family interaction:
Son: Mom, I'm really horny.
Mother: That's alright Sonny, you can stay home tonight and fuck your sister!
by Rook's buddy May 13, 2010
A "sperm toilet" normally refers to a female in her teens or twenties, or possibly even her thirties, who has sex with many partners. She is promiscuous, and allows her sex partners to ejaculate into her vagina, mouth, and even into her anus. She can also be classified as a receptacle.
1. Man, I wish that chick was not such a sperm toilet, because she is actually very nice, and I'd like to have a relationship with her.
2. What time did you stop by her house? I hope I got there first because I don't the venereal disease that you probably infected her with.
2. What time did you stop by her house? I hope I got there first because I don't the venereal disease that you probably infected her with.
by Rook's buddy May 11, 2010
Female, and perhaps effeminate males, that are exceptionally flighty and irresponsible are often called dingbats. Reason and accountability are concepts that dingbats refuse to acknowledge.
The dingbat got a speeding ticket on the way to her hair appointment. She was not upset about receiving the citation, but was very unsatisfied and upset about her bad haircut.
by Rook's buddy May 10, 2010
1. Be careful of her, she's a real baby machine. Use a condom!
2. You better dump that baby machine, before you knock her up.
3. My girlfriend is a real baby machine. She's pregnant again!
2. You better dump that baby machine, before you knock her up.
3. My girlfriend is a real baby machine. She's pregnant again!
by Rook's buddy May 10, 2010
A slang term referring to semen. "Man-spackle" is compared to a white spreadable wall plastering compound, hence, "man-spackle" tends to be a word used by common blue-collar workers in the construction trades.
Example 1: I pulled my penis from her vagina, and ejaculated a load of man-spackle onto her breasts.
Example 2: My girlfriend came home with dried man-spackle covering her tramp stamp. What a white-trash whore she turned out to be!
Example 2: My girlfriend came home with dried man-spackle covering her tramp stamp. What a white-trash whore she turned out to be!
by Rook's buddy May 13, 2010
A Saturday morning shit that nasty bowel movement you often have at approximately 10:00am on a Saturday morning after a long Friday night of partying and drinking. Generally, the Saturday morning shit is induced by a large cup of coffee.
Taking, or, rather, leaving a Saturday morning shit is not a short project. Expect a twenty minute sit.
Taking, or, rather, leaving a Saturday morning shit is not a short project. Expect a twenty minute sit.
1. Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm concentrating on my Saturday morning shit.
2. Boy was that Saturday morning shit nasty. I plugged the toilet and the bathroom fan will have to run all day to evacuate the stench.
2. Boy was that Saturday morning shit nasty. I plugged the toilet and the bathroom fan will have to run all day to evacuate the stench.
by Rook's buddy May 10, 2010