Suzy Stinky Snatch is actually Rosie Rotten Crotch's first cousin.
They both have vaginas that smell worse than a shit-house toilet bowl on a fishing boat!
Note: These are fictitious people, and are used for the purpose of definition.
They both have vaginas that smell worse than a shit-house toilet bowl on a fishing boat!
Note: These are fictitious people, and are used for the purpose of definition.
I banged this Suzy Stinky Snatch last night... Her pussy was quite rank, but actually felt good as I shot her vagina full of goo.
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
A "fat chick" is a woman who is above average in physical size. Any woman who wears a size 18 or larger dress is likely to be a fat chick. (This number has been revised upward, from size 14.) Often, these females shop at stores such as Lane Bryant, and considered to be plus-sized. Being a fat chick does not mean that the female is ugly or unattractive; rather, she is simply significantly larger than the typical normal-sized woman. Fat chicks are often called BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, or BBWs, because they are exactly that, big and beautiful.
1. I know my girlfriend is a fat chick, but I love her anyway.
2. Your ex-girlfriend is really hot, now that she put on a few pounds and is a fat chick. You might want to hook up with her again.
3. That bar that has free tacos during happy hour is a great place to pick up fat chicks.
4. Dude, that NO FAT CHICKS bumper sticker on your truck is causing you to miss out on some really great women!
2. Your ex-girlfriend is really hot, now that she put on a few pounds and is a fat chick. You might want to hook up with her again.
3. That bar that has free tacos during happy hour is a great place to pick up fat chicks.
4. Dude, that NO FAT CHICKS bumper sticker on your truck is causing you to miss out on some really great women!
by Rook's Buddy May 09, 2010
An old word used to describe a sex-only relationship. "Receptacle" was made popular by a handsome young Physician character on the 80s television drama St. Elsewhere. The young Doctor said: "I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for a receptacle." For the era, this was quite shocking. President Reagan was in office at the time.
Modern example: "Dude, I just can't handle a relationship that requires meaningful social interaction. I only need a receptacle to ejaculate my goo into."
by Rook's Buddy May 11, 2010
A woman who is, at her very core, stupid and/or ignorant. Normally this word is used toward women who are over forty. It is not often used toward younger women or women in their teens. "Dumb" refers to a person who cannot speak, and most dumb beavers talk far too much, so the definition is not completely accurate, in a literal sense. Still, when you say "dumb beaver," everybody knows exactly what you mean.
1. While riding my Harley, this dumb beaver pulled out in front of me. She must have been late for her hair appointment!
2. It would have been nice to actually get the questions answered, but the dumb beaver on the phone was too ignorant to be helpful.
2. It would have been nice to actually get the questions answered, but the dumb beaver on the phone was too ignorant to be helpful.
by Rook's Buddy May 09, 2010
A rude and offensive phrase said by a male to describe sexual intercourse with a female. Definitely an example of misogyny, "cut her meat" is often said to diminish and objectify the woman.
1. I went to my girlfriend's house and cut her meat. She sure is enjoyable to utilize sexually!
2. My girlfriend is a total hose beast. She got her meat cut when she went on that out-of-state road trip. I hope she made her lover use a rubber so that I don't get a venereal disease.
3. When I saw that extra-curvy BBW, I knew immediately that I would cut her meat.
2. My girlfriend is a total hose beast. She got her meat cut when she went on that out-of-state road trip. I hope she made her lover use a rubber so that I don't get a venereal disease.
3. When I saw that extra-curvy BBW, I knew immediately that I would cut her meat.
by Rook's buddy May 13, 2010
The phrase: "bag of broken antlers" refers to a very thin woman. She is so thin that having sex with her is like fucking a bag of broken antlers. She can hurt you with a hip bone or elbow. She has no padding on her at all. She often will have small breasts, and very likely wears a padded bra. Drug use can lead to this emaciated appearance, as can smoking and alcoholism.
1. After I ejaculated in her vagina, filling her full of goo, I noticed that I was sore all over. She is too thin and bony. She is like fucking a bag of broken antlers!
2. Those BBWs are great. You get to eat some good food after having sex with them, and they are not like fucking a bag of broken antlers.
2. Those BBWs are great. You get to eat some good food after having sex with them, and they are not like fucking a bag of broken antlers.
by Rook's Buddy May 09, 2010
A slang term referring to semen. "Man-spackle" is compared to a white spreadable wall plastering compound, hence, "man-spackle" tends to be a word used by common blue-collar workers in the construction trades.
Example 1: I pulled my penis from her vagina, and ejaculated a load of man-spackle onto her breasts.
Example 2: My girlfriend came home with dried man-spackle covering her tramp stamp. What a white-trash whore she turned out to be!
Example 2: My girlfriend came home with dried man-spackle covering her tramp stamp. What a white-trash whore she turned out to be!
by Rook's buddy May 13, 2010